If you've been on tumblr the past 2-3 weeks you may have noticed the insane amount of Graham Calloways slowly taking over... they're multiplying at an alarming rate! They must be stopped!
I have found the most humane way to deal with this problem. Putting them all in an arena and forcing them to fight to the death. š.
(this is being done using the Brantsteele hunger games sim, it's just for goofs, I won't comment on every single thing. Just what I find funny. I'll go until the fallen are announced, then reblog with the next round, till we reach the end :] )
HERE ARE OUR CONTESTANTS
First off: The Canon Calloways
You know him! You (love? hate?) him! It would be unfair to have a Graham Games without Graham! And there are oh so many of him to choose from!
Next: the Coloured Calloways
These guys have been INFESTING tumblr slowly.... sinisterly.... we don't know how they keep multiplying! It is absurd!!
Next: the AU Calloways
Some of these guys you may recognise! Some you may not! Nonetheless they all tested positive for Graham Calloway and have thus been thrown into the arena. Sucks to suck ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆĀ
Lastly: the.... Calloways?
Get a load of these guys
These are the Calloways that don't necessarily fit into a theme. Also just the concept of 'cranking he rod'. For some reason.
28 Graham Calloways, but only ONE will be crowned THE Graham Calloway... I would say "May the odds be ever in your favor", but honestly, I hope things go really badly. LET'S BEGIN!
As expected, many have started off by running away! Cowards!!! All of them!!!!
Though we DID have some early deaths! Looks like these two dummys were ice-skating instead of locking in!!!
Guess it makes sense for Concept Calloway to die early... since yk. He didn't make it into the show. heh.
AND Red Graham Calloway kills Yellow Graham Calloway! Colour Calloway violence already... oh boy.
3 down. On to Day 1!
Some of the Calloways have an early-game strategy of collecting food/water, and trying to gain an advantage early!
meanwhile Gray. Uh.
Look if I was put in an arena and forced to fight all these evil clones of myself questioning my sanity would be my first move to.
WE GET ANOTHER COLOUR CALLOWAY CRIME!!! šØthese guys are out for BLOOD. It hasn't even been a day calm down!!
Graham does NOT trust those crackers.
Lots of chasing and running away from each other. Are these guys fighting or just playing tag I can't tell.
Ok I have a question.
How.
He is bright pink. What bush is he hiding in. Hello???
Either he found a highlighter pink bush, or he is not doing a very good job.
Blonde Graham Calloway I've got my eye on you.
Alas... time to see the fallen tributes for the Bloodbath/Day 1
RIP. Calloway'ed to close to the sun š
See you in the next reblog to see who DIES HORRIBLY! And who wins or whatever
Hey guys, I'm gonna make all the Calloway's fight to the death in a hunger games sim, for fun. I'll start it in the morning (for me) SO TELL ME TO ADD ANY YOU WANT!!! These are the ones I have so far!
The more the merrier? I think? So don't be afraid to say any Gray! I'll probably add a few stupid ones once I'm awake!!
gummygunk
theartofmadeline
origamiaround
discoholicmusic
dededos
dailybridgerton
jacobvanloon
areudirty
2087
izzy806
jbbartram-illu
