Pink Lemonade Futch

Trans Woman, Lesbian, She/Her, Futch, 20's, TMA, Voice Actress, a place for all my thoughts. Sorry not Sorry some of it will be adult. Always welcome asks and DM's Will repost art I find hot or cool as well, shouldn't have to be said but NO MINORS MINORS DNI Reblogs Welcome!

[pinklemonadefutch]

Intro Post time! You can call me Lyra she/her I'm a Futch Trans Lesbian from New England

I'm the equivalent of a human ferret, tall, mischievous, and a little goofy

Some of my interests include Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Digimon, Tabletop RPG’s, Stardew Valley, Musicals, Cryptids, Marvel/DC, a little Witchy, Sonic The Hedgehog, Bioware Games, a little Anime not as much anymore, Horror, and I’m a little too into Monsters and Aliens (iykyk Terato 😈) and I’m a Furry so expect plenty of that to be posted

Horny Tag- pinklemoanade

Normal Tag- pinklemonaderambles

Playful Flirting Tag- pinklemonade fawns

Horny Flirting Tag- pinklemonade in heat

Ask Tag- ask pinklemonadefutch (for asks, please type the questions I'm on mobile and looking back for them is a pain)

If you're curious if I'm into something ask me! You'll probably get an answer because when I'm on the Internet I have no shame!

[cineemaa]

favorite 90s movies:

"congratulations, liars! you know who you are and you know who you want. ain't nothin' gonna change that. shit!"

but i'm a cheerleader (1999) dir. jamie babbit

[edennguyenart]

ITS PRIDE MONTH!!!!

[estroluce]

sometimes pretty girls send you pictures of their boobs unprompted and it heals you a little bit rb to manifest pretty girls tits in your inbox

[pinklemonadefutch]

Ya girl had her Neurospsych Evaluation and ooo boy the results are in folx it's rough

[astraleliza]

every time you call a trans girl pretty it adds at least one hour to her lifespan

if you call her cute it adds two

[monstrifex-art]

Hardly appropriate office attire, but clearly Barb likes it 🤷

[girlballs]

Okay goodnight various internet transgender women in my phone. Don't forget to bust on each others boobs and thighs lesbianstyle for pride month.

[pinklemonadefutch]

What if we can't bust anymore? 🥺

[pinklemonadefutch]

Huh well I didn't know that I could regain my gag reflex, and that said reflex would make my nipples hard from brushing my tongue huh, neat

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hellenhighwater]

...ah.

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[diangelo-supporter10]

[quasi-normalcy]

It's even worse when you learn that one of the writers has a transgender son.

[quasi-normalcy]

Just Marlon Wayans bullying his son in public by presenting a hate crime as funny; this is the state of American comedy.

[quasi-normalcy]

Lol, yeah, "supporting"

[pinklemonadefutch]

And to be fair the Scary Movie franchise has never been exactly progressive by any means so not sure what folks were expecting, they make fun of the Amish, the Black community, the gays, the Asian folks got it really bad, I used to really enjoy them as comedy movies but looking at them as a queer adult, they really haven't aged well at all, taking stabs at MJ, actively hiring renowned problematic actors for the sake of comedy, I already wasn't gonna see the new one after seeing the trailer but this just really slams the nail in the proverbial coffin

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

[lilyblisslys]

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

[lilyblisslys]

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[ijwt-art]

You've chosen your puppy!

[pinklemonadefutch]

This is very niche but hell yeah I love this!

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[msaprildaniels]

our literature is so beautiful