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Total renovation of my page commences in about twenty minutes. It's a mess and needs a good tidying!
Asking at you because you have the following that could probably do this. Does anyone, you included, have a copy of the full image of Icemanās admiral picture they used in the movie? I keep trying to find it but fail.
I've got this, but I know this isn't the whole photo. So I'll stick this on for anyone who may not have seen it already, if anyone does have the whole photo, I'm sure they'll share if they see this post!!
This is the best I've seen so far.
I'm not sure if this is quite what is being asked for, but this is what I have come up with. Granted not great quality.
Wayward Woman Part- One
Ladies and Gentlemen, I finally get to use a laptop to type out my stuff ^_^ I couldnāt be more excited! Iām re-watching some good old fashioned Bonanza and figure I could try my hand at writing for it a little.Ā
Lurv, PTF.
Warnings- Gun fighting, shooting, blood, cattle rustling, violence, sexual references and some sexually charged scenes.
A/n- I only own Marie and her story line, I do not own any of the other people, places, things, images, or gifs used in this fic.
Summary- Marie moved to the valley just at the end of the Ponderosa property line and strays a little too far, found by the Cartwright boys will she be able to explain herself and keep from making a fool of herself? Or will she look like a complete idiot?.... Well... weāll see.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
High on You
Summary: Smoking weed to relax after a rough day becomes a whole lot more when Daryl joins you.
Daryl Dixon x fem!Reader
3455 words
Warnings: 18+ only, smut, drug use (weed), almost public sex, fluff, mentions of the bible
A/N: Special thanks to @daryl-dixon-daydreamsā for suggestions/edits. This turned out way softer than I originally intended, but I love it. I hope you enjoy!
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After the long day youād had, all you wanted to do was decompress. Youād tried reading, youād tried sleeping, but you realized you needed something just a little bit stronger. So, with a plan in place, you grabbed your trusty bible and snuck down the stairs. You had to admit, you felt a bit like a teenager sneaking out in the middle of the night to get up to trouble, despite the fact that you were a grown woman and the world as youād known it had ended.Ā
You silently crept out the front door into the night, slowly pulling it closed behind you. It was about two in the morning as you tip-toed across the porch and sat down on the steps of the Alexandrian house you shared with other members of your group of survivors. Setting your leather-bound bible in your lap, you opened it and flipped through the well-loved pages to get to the good stuff inside, but froze when you heard a plank of the porch floor creak from around the corner. You turned around to see Daryl approaching, his crossbow in one hand.Ā
āCanāt sleep?ā he grunted in your direction, and you subtly closed the worn cover to your Bible as he sat on the step next to you.Ā
āNah, not after today. You?ā you replied, and he merely gave a little shrug.Ā
Y'aaaaaaalll gotta read this!
MASTER LIST!
Hey guys and gals, I figured I should get a master list up and running, its not going to be pretty or what not but it will get up there and be pretty master list-y, Lurv PTF.
SOA
Ā Ā Ā Payment in public- (Tig x Sister!Oc x OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168136258430/payment-in-public
Ā Ā Ā A second chance- (Jax x OC x Tig)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168013091190/a-second-chance
Ā Ā Ā She was serious?-(Happy X daughter!OC X Jax)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168009059125/she-was-serious
Ā Ā Ā Whoās the kid?- (Happy X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167973795330/whos-the-kid
Ā Ā Ā Whose been there?- (Jax X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167969405580/whos-been-there-for-you-no-matter-how-much-of
Ā Ā Ā Sheās Scary- (JaxXOC)-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167937046715/shes-scary-maybe-scarier-than-gemma
SHADOWHUNTERS- Possible Series, just ask for parts?
Ā Ā Ā Wraith or notā¦.Youāre kinda cute- (Jace Wayland x OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168073564235/wraith-or-not-youre-kinda-cute
Ā Ā Ā Seelie Tracker-Ā (Jace Wayland X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167196764840/seelie-tracker?is_related_post=1
HARRY POTTER- Series in order from one to ?
Ā Ā The train- (Draco X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/158708853760/the-train
Ā Ā If you get me caught- (Draco X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/166520433015/if-you-get-me-caught
Ā Ā New Headmistress- ( Draco X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/166609669515/the-new-headmistress-hey-guys-loving-the-likes
SHERLOCK- Possible series.
Ā Ā Fallen Officer- (Sherlock X OC )Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167152511240/fallen-officer-sherlock-x-femalereader-part
TWILIGHT- Possible seriesāĀ
Ā Ā The wolf and the Doctor- (Carlisle X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167538409770/the-wolf-and-the-doctor
Ā Ā Grouchy Wolf Pup Part one- (Paul X OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167322886830/grouchy-wolf-pup
Ā Ā Grouchy Wolf Pup Part Two- (Paul X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/174156402090/grouchy-wolf-pup-part-two-paul-x-oc
XMEN-
Ā Ā Natural Mutation- (Logan X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167791013140/natural-mutation-wolverine-x-oc
SUPERNATURAL-
Ā Ā My knights in shining plaid- (Dean X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167713238740/my-knights-in-shining-plaid-dean-x-oc
FAST AND FURIOUS-
Ā Ā These are my Streets- (Dom X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167726660740/these-are-my-streets-torretto-dom-x-oc
MY OWN BRAIN SPEW-
Ā Ā Scared, alone and bloody-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167534702615/scared-alone-and-bloodyĀ
ORIGINALS-Ā Ā
Ā Ā Dragged along- (Klaus X OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167391379325/dragged-along-in-a-revenge-plot-from-hellklaus-x
FIREFLY-
Ā Ā Captain I think we have a problem- (Mal X OC)-Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167335678830/captain-i-think-we-have-a-problem
Ā VIKINGS-
Ā Ā Captive Princess- (Ivar X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167246889510/captive-princess-she-knew-she-didnt-belong
Ā Ā I think she growled at meā¦- (Ivar x OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168405471610/i-think-she-growled-at-me
ERAGON-
Ā Ā Ā What am I supposed to do with a dragon?- (Murtagh X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167210468130/what-am-i-supposed-to-do-with-a-dragon
HAWAII FIVE-O
Ā Ā Ā Oh shiny- (Steve x oc)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168129168950/oh-shiny
HEMLOCK GROVE
Ā Ā This is Humiliating- (Peter x OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168234105275/this-is-humiliating
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES-
Ā Ā Three Little things- (Damon x OC x Klaus)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168276659555/three-little-things
Ā Ā Make yourself feel better- (Klaus x OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168284380700/make-yourself-feel-better
SLITHER AND PUFF- SERIESĀ
Works of Fate and Children- (OC X OC )-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/180854630450/slither-and-puff-works-of-fate-and-children
Slither and Puff: part 3.
I'm bored out of my mind at work, so we are going to potions! Lurv PTF.
Warnings- maybe language?
Summary- Yvette thinks she might be going crazy, since her chat with the headmistress she can't seem to shake a queasy feeling in the pit of her stomach, and a nagging feeling in the back of her mind.
A/n- I only own my Oc's
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Yvette pressed the back of her hand to her forehead, her mother had done it once when she was sick, no fever. There were only a couple other things she could think of that would make her stomach turn like this. She hadn't seen any mucus so she wasn't going to throw up, and she hasn't eaten anything funny.... She missed breakfast. That had to be the answer, she must be hungry.
Potions class was right in the middle of brewing a simple invisibility brew, an old gnarled grey cat sat at the edge of the desk, its eyes closed. Making her way to her seat Yvette looked around for the teacher, Her first day was not going well at all. The cat jumped from the table, transforming in mid air and landing as a very tiny old man with long white hair and a beard that trailed behind him.
"Miss Singramore. You are late." The old man
"I am sorry professor, I had an episode in Divination." Yvette explained looking sheepish? She hoped it was sheepish.
"I told her to use less insence this year, she never listens." The old man tutted as he waved her to her seat.
Yvette liked potions, she was good at them, for the most part. There was that one time at home she blew up the kitchen, trying to make a growth potion for her pet plant. Between taking notes she doodled in her book, the doodles turned to borders for her notes, little illustrations that with the tip touch of her wand came to life on the flat surface, dancing, running, flying all in place. Doodle Sophie at the corner of the page silently sang to a potted vine cluster. Her mind wandered to her friend, "friend" bounced about her head like an unforgettable curse, she'd never had one before.
"Miss Singramore.... Miss Singramore!" Startled from her daydreaming Yvette's noticed the top of her professors head standing infront of her desk.
"Yes, professor?" She hummed softly as she leaned over the table, her long dark hair fanning over her shoulder as she met the kind elderly eyes of the man before her.
"You seem distracted Miss Singramore, would you like to talk to me about it after class?" The professor asked in a gentle paper thin voice, it had been deep once before old age, you could tell when he talked about anything passionately.
"Yes, Professor." Yvette kicked herself for not paying more attention in class, especially as she looked down at her hand over the cauldron. Wolfsbane, if it had touched her potion they would all have suffered terrible boils in the infirmary for weeks.
MASTER LIST!
Hey guys and gals, I figured I should get a master list up and running, its not going to be pretty or what not but it will get up there and be pretty master list-y, Lurv PTF.
SOA
Ā Ā Ā Payment in public- (Tig x Sister!Oc x OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168136258430/payment-in-public
Ā Ā Ā A second chance- (Jax x OC x Tig)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168013091190/a-second-chance
Ā Ā Ā She was serious?-(Happy X daughter!OC X Jax)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168009059125/she-was-serious
Ā Ā Ā Whoās the kid?- (Happy X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167973795330/whos-the-kid
Ā Ā Ā Whose been there?- (Jax X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167969405580/whos-been-there-for-you-no-matter-how-much-of
Ā Ā Ā Sheās Scary- (JaxXOC)-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167937046715/shes-scary-maybe-scarier-than-gemma
SHADOWHUNTERS- Possible Series, just ask for parts?
Ā Ā Ā Wraith or notā¦.Youāre kinda cute- (Jace Wayland x OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168073564235/wraith-or-not-youre-kinda-cute
Ā Ā Ā Seelie Tracker-Ā (Jace Wayland X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167196764840/seelie-tracker?is_related_post=1
HARRY POTTER- Series in order from one to ?
Ā Ā The train- (Draco X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/158708853760/the-train
Ā Ā If you get me caught- (Draco X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/166520433015/if-you-get-me-caught
Ā Ā New Headmistress- ( Draco X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/166609669515/the-new-headmistress-hey-guys-loving-the-likes
SHERLOCK- Possible series.
Ā Ā Fallen Officer- (Sherlock X OC )Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167152511240/fallen-officer-sherlock-x-femalereader-part
TWILIGHT- Possible seriesāĀ
Ā Ā The wolf and the Doctor- (Carlisle X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167538409770/the-wolf-and-the-doctor
Ā Ā Grouchy Wolf Pup Part one- (Paul X OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167322886830/grouchy-wolf-pup
Ā Ā Grouchy Wolf Pup Part Two- (Paul X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/174156402090/grouchy-wolf-pup-part-two-paul-x-oc
XMEN-
Ā Ā Natural Mutation- (Logan X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167791013140/natural-mutation-wolverine-x-oc
SUPERNATURAL-
Ā Ā My knights in shining plaid- (Dean X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167713238740/my-knights-in-shining-plaid-dean-x-oc
FAST AND FURIOUS-
Ā Ā These are my Streets- (Dom X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167726660740/these-are-my-streets-torretto-dom-x-oc
MY OWN BRAIN SPEW-
Ā Ā Scared, alone and bloody-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167534702615/scared-alone-and-bloodyĀ
ORIGINALS-Ā Ā
Ā Ā Dragged along- (Klaus X OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167391379325/dragged-along-in-a-revenge-plot-from-hellklaus-x
FIREFLY-
Ā Ā Captain I think we have a problem- (Mal X OC)-Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167335678830/captain-i-think-we-have-a-problem
Ā VIKINGS-
Ā Ā Captive Princess- (Ivar X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167246889510/captive-princess-she-knew-she-didnt-belong
Ā Ā I think she growled at meā¦- (Ivar x OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168405471610/i-think-she-growled-at-me
ERAGON-
Ā Ā Ā What am I supposed to do with a dragon?- (Murtagh X OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/167210468130/what-am-i-supposed-to-do-with-a-dragon
HAWAII FIVE-O
Ā Ā Ā Oh shiny- (Steve x oc)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168129168950/oh-shiny
HEMLOCK GROVE
Ā Ā This is Humiliating- (Peter x OC)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168234105275/this-is-humiliating
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES-
Ā Ā Three Little things- (Damon x OC x Klaus)-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168276659555/three-little-things
Ā Ā Make yourself feel better- (Klaus x OC)-Ā Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/168284380700/make-yourself-feel-better
SLITHER AND PUFF- SERIESĀ
Works of Fate and Children- (OC X OC )-Ā Ā https://pinktacofury.tumblr.com/post/180854630450/slither-and-puff-works-of-fate-and-children
Helloo, wondering if you got any smutty requests, if not could you do a Raphael x read/oc/ whoever. Its been a few dates and they haven't run away, they invite him upstairs and things just continue on from there Maybe?
I'm so sorry this took so long, ive just been tired and im usually better at this and im sorry its so rushed :(
Warning: 18+ smutĀ
Recently Raphael had just got in a relationship, that despite his doubt had been going quite well. She was a friend of April's and when they were found out she seemed unafraid. Y/n was brave, and when put to the challenge of dealing with him and his three brothers, she dance around the problems with grace.
When michelangelo broke that pretty teapot she didn't shout at him or fuss. She smiled and told the boy she'd get a new one. Y/n would listen to Donatello ramble on and on no matter the subject, she'd make him feel understood. Leonardo would get controlling and she'd be patient and calm with him, wanting to listen. But with Raphael... you treated him like a whole other subject. The way you would hold his shoulder in comfort and it would linger. How you looked at him from across a room or spoke to him on a deeper level of connection. Anytime he was near or with you it was like a whole part of him had returned and fit perfectly in his side. The being together was easy. The talking and holding and just being was easy. The hard part was when you weren't together. Raphael never doubted your love, not in a million years, but the people out there that could whisk you away. The people who could give you a normal life and normal sex. Oh that was a fantasy. He'd lay at night just dreaming of you and your soft skin. Trying to mimick that sweet voice of yours in his mind and just wishing to feel you. Raphael could recount every single time you told him he couldn't come in your room. Every single time you told him you weren't ready. It hurt the first few times but with a better knowledge he understood. Now he sat here on your couch back in the present. Raphael had been in deep thought till your soft voice drew him out. "You ok?" He turned to look at you, the living room lamp making it cozy. You laid strewn out in pajamas with your hair still damp from the shower and feet propped on his thigh. A worried look adorned your features. "Yeah, just thinking," he was quite for a second wondering if what he wanted to say would be worth it. Raph felt a smooth hand on his shoulder and saw that you sat up to be closer. "Do you ever think about being with someone else?" Now you really looked confused. Going to hold his arm with both of your own and leave a warm kiss on his cheek. "No, because I'm with you. You make me happy." You sweetly smiled and your face held no lie for him to find but it didn't feel enough. Raphael stood and looked down at you. "How can you be happy with me? I can't take you anywhere, I can't give you nice things like dinner and dates," he turned to the window staring down at the streets. "I can't love you like any normal human..." he heard you shift on the couch behind him. "What do you mean love me normal?" You whispered. Like someone else was walking around in the house and you didn't want them eavesdropping. When he looked back he saw you were halfway off the couch, your eyebrows furrowed. "I mean... that I'm not exactly what every girl looks for in their magazines." Raphael had to lower his voice to control the distressed churr in his throat. You came to stand beside him and grabbed his hand. He took a deep breath as you both stared at the cars stuck in traffic, the lights shining against the many windows of Manhattan. You pulled at his hand to look at you. He saw something flickering in your eye, a determination he hadn't seen since you'd stare after eachother. It was a look of promise. "Let's go to my room." He had barely heard it but you pulling him had confirmed. Raphael was silent as you opened your door and sat him on your bed. All around him smelled like you, like the you he inhales everytime he holds you. Quietly the door was shut and you stood in between his legs, arms wrapped around his neck. Everything was at a standstill, the only sound being your light breathing. "Raphael, I love you," you went to kiss his left eyelid, "and I don't care about dinners..." the right eyelid, "or dates..." his lip scar. "I just care about being with you and holding you." You finally kissed him, warm and gentle. Ten times sweeter then any kiss you had given him before. Instead of pulling back though, you went to deepen this kiss, biting on his lip. Your hands wandered over his shoulders and arms. His were on your waist and one in your wet hair, holding you against him. Raphael quickly opened his mouth to say something but you twisted your tounge with his and all he could do was groan. He realized that things were heading in a more erotic direction. How your breasts pressed against his plastron and how you tugged on his mask. You were drinking eachother in. Addicted to this wonderful taste. He couldn't take it anymore, gripping your hips and rolling you under him. His big hands went under your shirt and tugged down the cups of your bra. You had worked your hands down to his belt buckle, clumsy with your efforts. Raphael stood to take his shoes, armor and belt off. As soon as your pajama bottoms came off he nearly lost it. The jet black panties that clung to your ass in such a delicious way. You crawled till your back hit the headboard and gave him a look of need. Raph quickly followed, giving you another heated kiss as his hands palmed your ass. He couldn't believe he was finally able to lay with you, to feel the skin he's dreamed about for so long underneath him. To hear those high pitched whimpers in his ear and to feel you grind up on his hard on. Raph went to kiss down her neck while his hands groped your scalp and breast. "Fuck baby, I can't wait anymore." He stood on his knees and churred at the sight. Your hair was a curled mess and your shirt was crumpled. Raph could smell your arousal and that only turned him on more. He yanked your panties down and rubbed the inside of your thighs to coax you open. All the while you were panting and begging for him. This was all he ever wanted. A beautiful woman who wanted him and now he has it. He rubbed his thumb through your folds and started to circle your swollen clit. Biting his lip, he took his forefinger and circled your entrance, slowly stretching you out with his massive hand. You were bucking into his hand now, begging for him to let you cum. Raphael pulled his briefs down and grabbed his cock, pumping himself as he pleased you. He felt your silk walls tighten around his finger and your thighs shaked. Before you could reach your climax though he pulled away from you. The bed creaked under his weight as he bent down to give you another open mouthed kiss, the bulbous head of his dick fitting snuggly into your cunt. You moaned into his mouth and finally he hilted inside your soaking core. Raphael kissed your shoulders and collar bone, trying to calm himself down. It took you tugging at the tails of his mask to get him moving. The first thrust had both of you grasping for eachother. "Shit! R-raph god!" You clinched your eyes shut and you wrapped your legs around his feet. His thrusts were sharp and short, Raph's hips smacking against your ass. The heat pooled in his stomach fast and his thrust became staggered. Raphael knew he was about to finish, your were close too. Your eyes were unfocused and your head lolled back. He quickened his pace and felt your juices gush down his lap. You gripped the sheets and your mouth opened in a silent scream. You practically milked him as he came. He gripped your hips and kept you against him, grunting as he spilled into you. Raphael pulled out and went to lay beside you as you caught your breath. Turning to your side you tiredly smiled. "I love you." He smiled back, grabbing your hand in his.
ā¤š§”ššš Hey guys, give ray-jaykub some views and follows, I Love this!
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they werenāt sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOUāRE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASNāT ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH ITāS QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DONāT REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
IāM DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DONāT WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
Edit: People, Iām an English and creative writing double major in college;Ā I understand that thereās nothing wrong with simply usingĀ āsaid.ā This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.Ā
Always repost writing prompts⦠Secretly for myself lol
Wolf in wolfās clothing
Gift fic for the lovely @artisthicc-nikyriā of her ocās Ari and Jameson, and her Troy!
Make sure to check out her art blog for more of her amazing shit
Jameson had been right.
This was so much easier than working in the kitchensā¦
Ari snorted to herself smugly as she popped another piece of hard candy into her mouth, lazily eying the slow crawl of the progress bar on her monitor as the file continued to render.
This was a piece of cake, this was so chilled out in comparison.
Sheād thought at first it would have been terrifying, that working in such close proximity with the God King would have been even worse than dealing with the head cooks, but man, sheād had nothing to worry about in retrospect. A whole month now since sheād joined the editing team, and sheād not seen Troy once.
The other editors in his media team had filled her in, and it seemed for all J insisted God King Calypso was a āPretty normal person under all the bullshitā, he was an enigma to work for. Fair, but weird. Quiet, but frightening. If you handed in your projects on time and didnāt get in his way? The job was piss as long as you had the skills he wanted. Safe lodgings within the main COV compound, food and medical care, and a position in the God Kingās own media team was something followers would tear each otherās faces off for, and did according to the footage she was currently working on.
If you didnāt pull your weight though?
Well.
Theyād not gone into details, but made clear through hushed warnings that she really should make sure she didnāt fuck this up.
Keep reading
-melts into a puddle.-
JKR just called you evil bc your a Slytherin.
Your last meme is your reaction
Hereās mine:
The Food network recently held a pokemon cake contest and it is a glorious mess. š š š
the first image is scarring and now I want to share it with all my followersĀ
Poor pikachu
A dating service where matching is based on peopleās search history exists. Youāre a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, itāll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene theyāre writing* babe, iām not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, youāre doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? Itād be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it theyāre a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so itās completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and itās a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that thereās something to the theory, but itās all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the authorās home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they donāt seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, thatās it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough heāll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.Ā
āYou need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.ā
Serial killer breaths in.Ā āLook-ā
ā¦perfect
I donāt like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
@thebibliosphere in light of your curse breaking post recently I thought this would also be a good post for anxious people!
Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying āYou fucking moron.ā and tbh same
Me: I think I donāt exist.
Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didnāt, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.
Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when Iām dissociating.
Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any āsaneā person) is normal, right?
Therapist: No.
Me: Wow.
Therapist: Youāre just a fucked up bitch.
Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.
Therapist: Thatās a start!
Me: I guess heās still my friend?
Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, heās not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.
Me:
Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.
Therapist: Because thatās my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because youāre way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.
Me: I donāt need that kind of call out, Jerome.
Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*
Therapist: Oh thatās nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!
Me: Yeah!!
Therapist: Itās wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?
Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: Iām sorry, itās all my fault, Iām so so so sorr-
Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.
Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.
Me: What-
Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS*Ā
Me:Ā
Me: Jerome.
Therapist: You went to the gaypride?
Me: Yeah, I went.
Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?
Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.
Therapist: Did you see some bears?
Me:
Me: Jerome wh-
Therapist: Thatās the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it.Ā
Therapist: Are you sure youāre not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?
Me: No, I want it!!
Therapist: Finally, youāre not forcing yourself for the others! And youāre doing something you want! Iām proud of you!
Me: Youāre more of a dad than my own father.
Therapist: Thatās not very hard.
Me: I always wondered, are you queer?
Therapist: I am not.
Me: Ooh.
Therapist: Or am I?
Me: Ooh!
As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someoneās else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.
The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.
This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.
As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as āTherapist dadā.
Heās aware of it and think itās hilarious.
Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but Iām full of anger against him.
Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed.Ā You know, you should turn that anger intoĀ indifference. It would help you.
Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.
Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you donāt offer them things all the time. You donāt have to do that.
Me: What??
Therapist: Why donāt you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?
Me: Like what? āHey JoĆ«l wassup, Iāve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.ā ?
Therapist: Exactly.
Me: Youāre as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, yāknow.
Me, heavily dissociating: I donāt exist-
Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?
Me: Dinner first.
Therapist:
Therapist: Damien, you moron.
Therapist: You need vacations.
Me: Iām broke.
Therapist: Oh yeah.
Therapist: You still need vacations tho.
Me: Jerome, I am still broke.
Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!
Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didnāt see you.
Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?
Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.
For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friendās who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didnāt know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:
Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?
Me: Yes. Townās short I guess.
Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?
Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?
Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.
Me, at 2pm: Iām sorry Iām going to be late!
Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.
Me:
Me: What.
Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.
Therapist; Whatās up with you and wanting domestic rats.
Me: Iām gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.
Therapist:
Therapist: How dare you.
Therapist: Weed doesnāt do much on me and I must admit Iām kinda disappointed.
Me:
Therapist: Do you smoke?
Me: Jerome.
On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing
Heās doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL
Itās really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg
Always reblog Jerome.
Is he now aware of his fame?
After months, he is, and he just told me āHaha, this is funny. Iām happy itās helping people!ā
I think he doesnāt realize that heās known *worldwide*
I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!
This is great
I LOVE THIS
It is 5AM and I do not regret the two minutes i spent doing this instead of sleeping.
I snorted..... in public guys.... a lovely grandmother offered her hankey, I didn't have the jellies to tell her I was watching this on tumblr. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!