Up on melancholy hill

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[calico-dan]

Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

[cuddledhormone]

Saw a beautiful woman on a huge motorcycle with her skinny ass boyfriend holding onto her on the back. Girl one wind tunnel and it’s over for ur paperclip boy

[redstonedust]

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

[haunting-kind-of-high]

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

[redstonedust]

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

[the-nyanguard-party]

you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

[ritzy-biscuit]

This man wants us to fear him 😭😭

[dumbpuppyfag]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[igotstuckinthevoidhelp]

[beardedmrbean]

[belovedhades]

(stole from insta oops)

[ragdoll665]

Guess who I saw at pride today.

Only the the Lord Regent himself, primarch of the Ultramarines.

[gsirvitor]

[velvetrambles]

rocking up to the hear me out conference with a printed out picture of arkham knight jonathan crane.

[scullysbagelbites]

They are so gender. To me

[vampybuckley]

love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged

[mothcrayon]

touchstone