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I'm a little late with this post, but the goal by Pavard for France was beautiful...

#world cup #argentinavsfrance #i love soccer #great game #where's the defense

Ronaldo is not human...

#world cup #cristiano ronaldo #it's just not fair

#this #Lets get political #gun violence #when will we learn #another mass shooting #no sense

Ummm... Lionsgate is opening a hunger games bakery in times square! Cheese buns anyone?

#thg #the hunger games #cheese buns #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #bakery

mizworldofrandom

shittyelfwriter

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

nyokoko

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

#gordon ramsay #halloween #candy #halloween candy

For all of you Harry Potter fans... tomorrow (September 1st) is 19 years later. So keep a look out for the Potter's on platform 9 3/4.

#harry potter #platform 9¾ #hp #officially 19 years

alwaysbewoke

bitch ass nazis

#oh my god #this #preach!

johnfkennedaddy

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

farashasilver

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

octoberreads

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

atomic-darth

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

fiberworker-deactivated20160928

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

cosmic-aria

pip117

Awesome

#the last gif #lmao

Can this movie be reclassified into a documentary? #idiocracy.

#idiocracy #is this real life

cloacacarnage

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

Wtf????

theryanproject

Smoove with it too

meqabitch-deactivated20200901

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.

bankuei

“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

pardonmewhileipanic

reminds me of this gif

sueanoi

batter-sempai

Baseball players are to be feared

cynosurecosplay

thenamesdede

Reblogging for the last one

saito-91

^Same for me

amuzed1-deactivated20241106

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

m15f1t

@therecklessandpretty

therecklessandpretty

Whoa whoa whoa

me: 1984 is an overrated book and george orwell is a hack

Trump Presidency, Day 3: Openly declaring objective truths that we can see with our own eyes to be invalid and 'dishonest', 'alternative facts', already went after a twitter account for sharing pictures of the inauguration that did not comply with the bullshit they made up.

me: The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command… and if all others accepted the lie, which the party imposed, if all records told the same tale, then the lie passed into history and became truth.

Harry Potter spells for android phones!

Did you know that your phone will respond to Harry Potter spells?!? You can use "lumos" to turn on the flashlight "nox" to turn it off and "silencio" to put it in silent mode! Just go to Google and hit the microphone then say the word.

#harry potter #harry potter spells

hell yes! It's about time they did it!

#repeal hb2 #fuck you intolerant assholes

titaniasfics

Everlark Blogs Assemble!

That was a ploy to catch your attention.

I”m starting to think that the only followers I have are porn blogs and I don’t have enough Everlark on my dash. Reblog this if you are an Everlark blog so I can follow you.