tit physics with shane

18+ only pls. he/she, 22 which i only updated just now 6 months into being 22. if you're reading this i'm probably 23 now. (see pinned post b4 following)

[tozierstache]

bio looked too cluttered so here's some things 2 know about me

IMPORTANT: the only warnings i add to reblogs are flash warnings because i forget about anything else; lmk byf if you need me to tag something else (if in doubt, pls just ask)

(original posts with other tags get any necessary warnings since those aren't just seen by people who choose to follow me LOL)

i was at dashcon and my dad took the photos of slenderman that confettifluff posted :D you haven't seen them before because they were hiding on his flickr page all these years

other usernames you might find me under on assorted platforms:

genderenvyforthedevil

awkwardparacadet (or variations)

okgology

danfieldingapologist

famouslyindecipherable

shanerfite

shanerf

conanlumbo27

also here is my sideblog for my thoughts and weird monologues and whatnot

thx 4 visiting

[dogpuppy]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[metalbatteryzone]

[hsm2]

You and me are standing out there with our dicks swinging in the wind. We should be able to rely on each other, you know, trust each other.

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[apjvff]

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

[bathroomcube]

berries go bad so fast because they are born evil unfortunately

[bathroomcube]

fascinating......

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[first-ex-wife]

thinking about this so bad

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[cactusringed]

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th