so i’m laying there, ketchup on my bone titties, @pipsqueaksqueaks - Tumblr Blog

Hello >:)

This blog is for my Undertale fics!

I write the Sans/reader fanfic series Not Much (But They’re Trying), a growing series of connected lighthearted comedic fics where both of you are horny idiots ;)

It all stems from a one night stand!! Ooo!! Aaaa!!! No drama, drawn-out misunderstandings, or unnecessary angst to be seen!

If you’re looking for puns and only puns I am not your writer! I make genuine, fresh out the noggin jokes here people!! This is a joke factory, and I am the only employee!!

AO3 link:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I do have some more triggering and angsty fics. These are tagged appropriately and do not at all tie into NM(BTT). I have many different tones of writing, but each fic has its own flavor :) feel free to browse.

My writing schedule is: *insert tumbleweed here*

Please do not come here expecting me to be consistent. I won't be. I will disappoint you lmao

My regular blog is @skyhon 🪱

#Pipsqueak Squeaks

neuronari

Emergency comms

Hey y'all, been struggling to find stable work since I was laid off from my job 10 months ago and savings have dried up, leaving me in the red. I'm taking $60 skeb commissions on Vgen, but feel free to DM me or shoot me an email with your request if it's easier. I would also appreciate a reblog/boost if you're able to help in that way. Thank you!

My Vgen: https://vgen.co/neuronari

Tip Jar: https://ko-fi.com/A7812PN

Commission Samples:

neuronari

Still open for emergency comms! I started a part-time job this week but I really don't get enough hours so comms would help supplement that income. Reblogs would be much appreciated, and big thanks to those who have commissioned art from me already. Your support really helped me out earlier this month 💚

unfound93185

sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv

moonybyte

I gotta add the video cause the flat delivery is so great (and it adds that hilarious ending of a certain someone being upset about NOT being a slut)

marrowwrites

When a character is assured enough in their own power that they are completely relaxed in dangerous situations??? When that same character becomes tense and uncomfortable in the mundane because they don't have a framework for peace?????? When they help navigate violence for another character and in return that character helps them navigate softness??????????? That's all, your honour

#reader/red vibes

theehorsepusssy

#sans

ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

#YEAH #skdnaofns #snickers #sans

shirtsthatgohard

#djsbhssh #yeah

prokopetz

You know what I’d like to see?

More fictional couples where the whole Belligerent Sexual Tension thing actually plays out the way it does in reality.

Struggling not to crack a smile as you call them a total asshole.

Deliberately feeding each other straight lines for insulting comebacks, and thinking you’re being subtle about it.

Managing to pronounce “fuck you” as a term of endearment.

Getting really territorial about it when you see anybody else badmouthing them - like, excuse me, that’s my prerogative you’re treading on there, pal.

prokopetz

Also:

Acting theatrically offended by extremely minor flaws.

Telling each other to shut up when you didn’t even say anything yet.

Having entire arguments so well-practiced that you can set your partner off with a single word or gesture, and doing so on purpose.

Being deliberately rude and obnoxious to each other in really dorky ways and competing to see who breaks character by cracking up laughing first.

hollowedskin

Yesssssss feed these to me

shirtsthatgohard

#Hopper

singing-robot

oh hey btw when I make silly goofy headcanons about sans and papyrus not knowing stuff about each other, I’m not saying “oOoOoO they actively lie and hide stuff because they have secrets!!!!” I’m saying that I’ve lived with my brother for about 20 years and didn’t find out he has the soap-cilantro gene until a few months ago. He silently ate soap-flavored greens for 20 years and never said anything. I found this out at a restaurant when he mentioned it to a friend. Not to me, to someone else, because he never thought to tell me in all the 20 years we’ve been together. Do you know how long that is to know someone? Do you know how many meals we’ve shared that contained cilantro? Like yeah I know he hates mushrooms because he always complains and picks them out but the soap-flavored cilantro? Can you tell this bothers me? Can you tell I’m a little upset? I found out less than 6 months ago. You know, after living with him for about 20 years. (He never said anything because he doesn’t mind the taste. He said this while eating cilantro.)

“sans never tells anyone anything” is a bitter phrase uttered by a man who recently found out that his brother has been willingly eating soap leafs for the last 20 years.