dumb pirate trash

silas | 29 years old | she / her | bi aro ace

[badlyplanned]

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[depsidase]

[mamoru]

edward elric is so edgy and so pained and so hostile all the time and everyone buys it because he lost his family and some of his limbs and meanwhile al is in the corner having lost his entire body giggling to himself because he fit 3 whole cats in his stomach and nobody caught him yet

[emilysblunt]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

[thewolfmanslayer]

Translation:

“ I’ll humor you.”

*draws and aims the gun*

“I will be taking you seriously from this moment on”

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[studioghiblisworld]

[silvaris]

Flower Filled Meadows by Sean O'Gara

[valtsv]

ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.

[quipwit]

untitled ghost game

[corycatte]

SORRY FOR THE REPOST of the first two, but did a dragonite design to finish out the sea-snake dratini line!

[nae-design]

Gradientastic wedding gowns by artist Taylor Ann Linko 

[bacchanalium]

Some dude in 2020: You should not judge a historical figure, a man from the past, by the modern ethics! He was a product of his time. 500 years ago his actions were completely normal! It’s present-ism, we can’t judge… bla-bla-bla…

People from 500 years ago: Oh my, this guy is such a bastard, a genocidal butcher, a total piece of garbage. Let’s keep records of this douche so people from the future shall hate him too. 

[shining-dawn]

[explorerrowan]

Columbus’s crew were writing about what a genocidal monster he was. There were mutinies and uprisings by his crews and colonists constantly. If his contemporaries were willing to risk the ire of the queen of Spain to oppose him, we have every right to call him out on it too.

[hotniatheron]

i think humanity’s love affair with the sea is perhaps the sexiest thing about us 

[mysharona1987]

She's coming for you!

[tonsske]

[mioxenoblade]

[not-freyja]

False alarm!

[strangehunger]

Locked Tomb Trilogy house skull paintings, from Tor.com Publishing's official Twitter.

[strangehunger]

Link + a bonus.

[ltwilliammowett]

The I love you lighthouse, by Juergen Roth

The I Love You lighthouse is perched facing out into the Atlantic and was build 1855 and sends the first light 1860, on the exposed Minot’s Ledge — named after George Minot, an 18th-Century Boston Merchant who lost a valuable ship on the rocks prior to construction of the lighthouse. The ledge is part of the Cohasset Rocks, off Massachusetts, USA.

When, in 1894, a new flashing lantern was installed in the 34-year-old lighthouse it had a 1-4-3 sequence and very soon the number sequence was taken to represent I Love You (I /1 flash, Love /4 flashes, You /3 flashes). Over the years this simple lighthouse code has been a comfort to sailors from the area, their sweethearts and families.

[beboycowbop]

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

[cheesymovie]

batman au where everything is the same except instead of the batsignal commissioner gordon just plays holding out for a hero rly loud