⚓The Pirate of All Time⚓

Wannabe streamer and adventure-seeking piratical rascalTwitch | VODs

[yaldabaothadeez]

(sources: 1, 2, - ocatg on bsky)

[bloodborne-on-pc]

@tyrantisterror

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[terraswallows]

So proud of them!!!

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[piratelyactions]

[dogpuppy]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[catmanbowser]

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

[justarandomart]

dont get mad ok

[cocoon2010]

[lizardsister]

for weed ?

[cocoon2010]

[kujakumai]

thinking about Cupsy☆Yummy

[kujakumai]

playing across from a tough coolguy with an edgy deck and he goes "I use this effect to destroy your monster" and I go "which one" and he goes "you only have one" and i go "you have to tell me what you're targeting" and he goes "that one" and i go "say it" and he, visibly sweating, goes "c....cupsy. yummy." and i go "wrong that's not what it's called" "wha--" "it's Cupsy☆Yummy" and he goes "how did you do that with your mouth"

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[piratelyactions]

Was shopping there a couple days ago and it kind of boggles me that of all the businesses big and small that got shut down during the pandemic, Bulk Barn of all places is still around

Big bins of foodstuffs that anyone can get into and we have to trust don't spit sneeze or god knows what into them and they're still going strong!

[zeravmeta]

here's the thing chat

[brucebocchi]

two years later and BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

[tinsnip]

Oh you should for sure pick that up