⚓The Pirate of All Time⚓

she/her

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[piratelyactions]

I guess the Homestuck youtube channel decided to upload the [S] Cascade flash for no particular reason and uh

Yeah no this shit still bangs a decade and a half later

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[piratelyactions]

I don't usually pay any mind to anything I get done at work but I got a Tesla towed today so I'm feeling accomplished

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[anka-dm]

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[trangoldin]

source

[kosmogrl]

[iceghosto]

I couldnt not draw this

[janglingargot]

quit laughing, you guys, she is having a crisis here :')

[iceghosto]

Poor Peppermint is in so much distress

[thatll-do]

@demilypyro

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[tmnt-pizza-party]

TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.

[toweringclam]

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[primarybufferpanel]

Ohhh the fantasy of all your bones being put into one of those ultrasonic cleaning baths they use for jewelry. All the pain coming clouding out like dirt. Then carefully reassembled and joints oiled and then it would all just work perfectly and painlessly...

Like, I know that's not what's wrong with me but I think we should try just to be sure