ineffable pirate shenanigans: blinkshark slayer

35 || they/them || Whatever Hyperfixation ends up here || OFMD || TAZ (The Adventure Zone) || Queer Shenanigans

[piratewinzer]

I rarely post my art here BUT! I know I have some TAZ mutuals who I thought might appreciate that I horsified Taako Adventurezone.

[mclennonyaoi]

love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit

[mclennonyaoi]

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

[garnavis]

[titenoute]

Comic strip by Boulet. You can find him on instagram.

[donjuaninhell]

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

[tockthewatchdog]

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

[cardassiangoodreads]

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

[figtreeandvine]

Dishwashers also sanitize dishes! My old UU church, which had a dishwasher but not a commercial one, had to boil the silverware after large events when we ran out of space in the dishwasher--wash by hand, then boil in a pot on the stove. Because otherwise one sick child at Thanksgiving could potentially kill an elderly or disabled member of the church. (My current UU church has a commercial dishwasher.)

Even residential dishwashers use high enough temperatures to kill bacteria and viruses before they can pass between roommates or family members. They also sterilize food containers, extending the time you can keep meal-prep or leftover items in the refrigerator.

So...you have a device that saves time, water, energy, food waste, and lives, but you refuse to use it because it's "lazy"?

[gingerhaole]

Choose your colors!

Happy June, friends! If you want to color your own, you can find the line art here (the PSD includes stripe guides for 3 to 8 stripes)!

[oddarette]

Forgetting, Forgetting, Forgotten

[kandelyabr55]

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[dontbelasagnax]

just like sysyphus pushing my ball #myball

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[targetedknowledge]

[saul-tortellini]

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

[zsnes]

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

[chronicgoth]

Tranch

[galaxy-bath-bomb]

Tranch

[zsnes]

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

[byjove]

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[itsghostyx]

ARE YALL SEEING WHAT IM SEEING, LOOK AT HER‼️

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves