ineffable pirate shenanigans: blinkshark slayer

35 || they/them || Whatever Hyperfixation ends up here || OFMD || TAZ (The Adventure Zone) || Queer Shenanigans

[piratewinzer]

I rarely post my art here BUT! I know I have some TAZ mutuals who I thought might appreciate that I horsified Taako Adventurezone.

[jihadibarbie]

genuinely me

[theharlotofferelden]

Okay but the article is fucking sending me

[fic-dumpster]

[funereal-disease]

Thesis: the rise of fanwank and anti culture correlates directly with diminished understanding of what “romantic”, in a literary sense, actually means.

It doesn’t mean “this is ideal or healthy or even realistic”. It means “this is beautiful, this is tragic, this is grotesque, this stirs emotion”, even if it’s not, as @starryroom puts it, something you would be comfortable seeing play out in front of you at Taco Bell. It’s about grandiosity and mythology and heroism writ large. It’s about playing with the id, as beautiful and terrible as it can be. 

[augustdementhe]

LET LOVE AND LUST BE MONSTROUS.

[celciusdiscourse]

i feel like Guillermo del Toro ghostwrote that

[xtine-daae]

“I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference.”

- Oscar Wilde 

[metalmiez]

I had Hozier’s “Take me to Church” stuck in my head all day, so i had to let it out somehow. And i haven‘t drawn our beloved ineffable husbands kissing for some time now. 😭🥺

I‘m mourning the kiss we didn’t get. So i‘m making my own. Nobody can stop meeeee 😭

It made me all emotional to think about the line “Only then I am human, only then I am free.”

Because what if Aziraphale said something on the lines of “I’d rather be human than not having you at all!” in the finale so they’d spend a lifetime as humans with each other, memories intact? 🥺🥺🥺 (and THEN find each other over and over again).

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[mellowmaidenhairs]

tomorow……………

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[burntblueberrywaffles]

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[armandyke]

Can't stop thinking about how the only times we've seen Armand lose control over his facial expression is when he is being rejected, and how he tries to force a smile each time 😭😭

gifs from @userarmand x x

[knight-in-shimmering-armour]

Just remembered he does this here too.

When in acute distress, Armand will smile a pained, mirthless smile.

Oh Armand, you're so loved.

[googoogojob]

[valtsv]

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

[valtsv]

you will be entombed with me when i die until our bones are intermingled indistinguishably as dust

[plumebeat]

ANYWAY

its almost summer!

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too