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Hi everyone, I’m reaching out with a lot of hope and gratitude in my heart. I’ve started a GoFundMe to help me begin my transition journey, something that means the world to me and will bring me closer to living as my true self. If you’re able to donate or share, it would mean everything. Every bit of support helps, and I’m so thankful for any kindness you can offer.

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piratingideas

BIG UP ELIJAH

young-mc

Just missed the bus

piratingideas

Loser

Addressed to the roaming high personage who lit up their most recent joint directly adjacent to my open window, I thank you for aiding me in this troubling time(I'm writing my epq)

#second hand #shitpost #i think im funny #okay why are epqs so LONG #5000 words is TOO MUCH #i lie im running out honestly #2000 words in and ive noy even finished my first section #im going to be many thousands over #deary me

factorials

guys im starting to hate mt friends again

piratingideas

HEY

The ladybugs on my windowsill watching me sluttily brush my teeth

#i think im funny #ladybugs are good luck right?#brushing teeth

young-mc

When I remember how in year six I refused to read Dork diaries because it was too girly and read the ones that the same author wrote about a guy

piratingideas

Real life dramatic irony

Sometimes I come on here and remember your parma violets situation and giggle a lil bit

Sometimes I think about that and consider pulling an eva smith

#is this too niche

young-mc

Throwback to 2020 when I was 13 and in a discord server with one other thirteen year old and about eight people in the mid twenties to mid thirties

And they all went by kitchen appliances except me and the other person my age

And there was one that went by fridge/refrigerator that was super depressed and made it everyone’s problem

Then one day in 2022 I logged back into that discord server and they were like ‘I’ve had a baby boy and I’ve named it after the oldest person in the gc.

Bab..

piratingideas

I genuinely cannot decipher this why is there a fridge

To the metaphysical gods I can only assume operate on a 4D plane and are currently grappling with my uterus more than my mother does when prodding abt the possibility of grandchildren in 10 years please CEASE AND DESIST

#period cramps #shitpost #i dont know #how to tag