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[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

[pizzaback]

happy 2 year anniversary to this exchange

[anarchistmemedistro]

happy 5 year anniversary to this exchange

[dogpuppy]

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[despazito]

[torturequeen]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

if I had a customized doormat it would say

A showcase of MALE MORPHS from the internets best (FREE) TUMBLR,DEFUNCT OR ARCHIVED MORPH ARTISTS. =========================== MUSCLEMORPHS MORPHED COCKS MORPHED BULGES MORPHED BUTTS MORPHED BEER BELLIES MORPH ART =========================== Freakish,Unreal,Engorged,Bloated, Swollen,Heavy Hung, Massive,Hulking Hunks =========================== Morphers. If U want your morphs removed,just drop me your morph name & they’ll be deleted.

[antimorpher]

Message Me Off-Line – Immediately.

Antimorpher

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

how do I contact you Antimorpher

[antimorpher]

Just Message Me.

Off-Line.

Antimorpher

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

What exactly are you asking me to do

[antimorpher]

It’s not that Hard.

Just Message Me Off-Line.

Off-Line.

Antimorpher

[iggykoopa666]

[amazingatheist]

Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.

[sandmandaddy69]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

[sovietnam]

[raysipe1]

Tumblr will not post my video of five nights at Freddy’s. This is it I look like a scarecrow I say five nights at Freddy’s but Tumblr says it’s sexually explicit and they will not publish it.

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[segamascott]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

It genuinely feels like this lately