Here we go boys, third time's the charm

yo hey hi 18+ only, please and thank you, i'm literally a kink blog

[pisskink-denier]

Friendly reminder that you can do whatever you want forever

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 20

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[c3rvida3]

You're everything I want to be and honestly I admire you so much

I just used safety scissors to cut bread into a circle because we were out of buns and I thought it would taste better in a circle. Please, for the love of god, dream bigger.

[calicocolours]

me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[louiswainenthusiast]

[huariqueje]

Twilight  - Tommy Hilding , 2019.

Swedish, b.1954 -

OIl on canvas , 70 x 75  cm.

[gallusrostromegalus]

…I didn’t see the title at first and thought this was @crapbirdphotography and spent like 4 minutes looking for a duck or something.

[ratcoffin69]

[zanukavat]

Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

[unyieldingsilence]

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[moonlitmonocerus]

*paws at you with my hoof* *paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoof**paws at you with my hoo

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[h0useofw0lves]

drink pee

[teaboot]

I just got back from a work trip and it appears my brother and my son both threw up in my kitchen while I was gone

[teaboot]

[teaboot]

to be clear: My brother cleaned up after himself and told me. It just stressed Ollie out so much that after he left he threw up too