come be angry at a nearer distance

mainly reposts cuz i ain't that bright

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Lwenx Haute Couture Gowns [x]

[quixoticcurator]

Francis Picabia Femme aux arbres

[that-dinopunk-guy]

Me, fleshing out the setting for a new story: Okay, I'm not falling into the trap I fell into last time, I'm only worldbuilding for stuff relevant to the plot. All the self-indulgent minutiae can come later after the story's written.

Also me: Okay, so this world's version of Scandinavia, which will never appear in the story, is a big island where no human has ever set foot, with tyrannosaur-sized troodontids that are as smart as crows and can mimic (and possibly even understand) speech, crocodile-sized late-surviving temnospondyls, and at least one native species of non-human hominid.

[juuxzi]

Love like yours will surely come my way

[alexxuun]

Everyday, it’s a-gettin’ gayer~🎶

[tardxsblues]

Because you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other. We talk all the time. We've been talking for millions of years. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla. I say something brilliant, and he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great. You never say what you're really thinking.

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

[nicostiel]

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

[iknowitwontwork]

yk holly black could have made cardan 234564 years old like other authors but instead she made him a 18 year old idiot and i think that's neat<3

[wvterways]

[darthmauls]

ken is just ken.

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[beardedmrbean]

[caesarsaladinn]

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[rosiethorns88]

Heyyy everyone! It’s been a SUPER hot minute since I posted my first “Jude in Wonderland” parody illustration back in 2021. For the past year, (to which my Patreon members can attest) I’ve been working on the next part of the series: Mad Sea Party! Ahhhhh it’s finally done! This is the one I’ve looked forward to the most! Featuring a new set of crossover characters, Locke, Nicasia and Valerian. This was the perfect setting for these three, as the personalities and etymologies of their Wonderland counterparts lined up so perfectly! Locke as The Mad Hatter, who speaks unsolvable riddles and nonsensical poetry. Nicasia as the March Hare, whose madness originates from the mad behaviors of hares during breeding season. And then “dead as a dormouse” Valerian, who seems to have gotten in a scuffle with Jude. Cheshire!Cardan is still tagging along, and wrapping up Jude’s injured finger as a result. The entire setting takes place in the undersea palace, where the group sit in coral chairs and enjoy their tea time while schools of fish weave in and out of the halls. Can you see why this is my favorite of the set? Such a fun concept! I have one more planned after this - can you guess the crossover characters? (one of them has been cameo-ing throughout the first two!)

[nikittysan]

👑Queen of Elfhame🍃