Stay Brave.

Sometimes the hero you need is you. But that doesn’t mean you’re alone! We’re all here together. Keep going.

[dragonsglare]

Hi babies! I’m Kiwi’s mama and she’s absolutely as awesome as she seems. I’m here to escape, so please don’t panic. No judgement, only support. You do you, boo. Just be kind. 🌿💙✨

I bake awesome cookies and give warm hugs.

🍪 🍪 🍪 🫂

Bonus: my first Ao3, a Good Omens fanfic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@anadorablekiwi Adding this because some people weren’t sure if I’m your IRL mama. So here’s your link. 😘

[dragonsglare]

*slams hands on the table*

I need your help

To hide ducks

Because I’m in a complete different state and Kiwi is a turkey

It’s literally been 3 months since you sent this and I’m just now seeing it. I’m dying. 😂🤣😂

Can I just give you my cell number so you can text me if you want to? No worries if that makes you uncomfortable.

[gelphienation]

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

[dragonsglare]

Or is that just part of being neurospicy?

[sergeantsporks]

Hey was anyone gonna tell me that Angie Sage has a website where she posted short stories in the Septimus Heap universe geared towards older readers, or was I just supposed to find that out myself

[dragonsglare]

Castle Clips — Angie Sage

Castle Clips — Angie Sage

THIS IS AWESOME!

[amagnificentobsession]

I’m crying 😂😍

✨ Brilliant!

[goth-queen]

[dragonsglare]

Um yeah duh. Link????

[kinobeans]

Please welcome my next project, the Plush Bat Bag!! It’s a bat shaped fanny pack made with soft minky fur with a squeaker in the nose, so you can boop the snoot and it SQUEAKS! Also introducing a soft chenille moon shirt with an embroidered bat and heart, a set of pastel mini pins, and a matching glitter epoxy charm to attach to your bat. Check it out here!

[dragonsglare]

Want.

Anyone who wants to buy me a bat fanny pack is welcome to. 😅

[britinthepnw]

[dragonsglare]

Okay, I’m a Californian. Can someone elucidate? I love this but have no idea why the hedges are feisty.

[dragonsglare]

Rest well, recover soon!!!💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

Thank you, sweetheart! I’m healing fast. Now onto the next surgery!

[friedwizardwhispers]

Small things I love about the Septimus Heap books:

This is a universe where you can have an actual pet rock. Petroc Trelawney has my whole heart and should also have yours.

At one point, an iguana was mowing the loan

The misadventures of Stanley, the rat having to deal with the Heaps (tm) in every book and his failed marriage and the adoption of his children + his job. He is doing his best, okay ?

Grandpa Benji went into the forest one day and never came back, living his life as a tree int he forest.

Sam. I know he is not little but I love Sam Heap and he deserves to be appreciated (the moments between him and Sep are great)

Medieval world ? Yes totally. Is that a submarine and an elevator ? Yes. Don't worry about it. There is no implications here of this being a post-apocalyptic futuristic world. What are you talking about ?

✨Jenna and Septimus killed a man ✨.

And considering what Sep says to her after and the fact that he was a child soldier without a name until he was 10,it probably wasn't the first time for him

Sleuth, Simon's emotional support tennis ball. It's very busy considering Simon is Simon and would need a lot of emotional support. It is also doing its best and should stop being taken by little brats .

Marcia and her fashion choices (tm). Does she need the pointy purple python shoes ? Nooooo. We wouldn't have her without them though.

The illustrations. They are so good. I love them so much.

You can add more if you want..

[dragonsglare]

I can’t think right now so I’m just reblogging this in case anyone else is still absolutely in love with the Septimus Heap series. Anyone?

[meganelixabethh]

I genuinely think that sleeping on Aunt Zelda’s hearth and then waking up and eating buttered toast would fix me

[dragonsglare]

It’s often the best happy place I can imagine. Warm milk, a soft handmade quilt, many old books. The scent of the sea. The isolation! Please please let me stay with Aunt Zelda for a while. Can I be her next lost soul?

If you haven’t read Magyk by Angie Sage, I’m sad for you.

[a-j-r]

My Crowley & aziraplale Art

[pusheen]

[dragonsglare]

@silvercaptain24

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🎉 🎁🎂🎈🎊

Beautiful, sweet Silver, have a magnificent day and know that you are loved. 🥰

[my-dailydreams]

[catchymemes]

Meet the pink empusa mantis, Empusa pennata, gracefully hidden in Spain’s wild landscapes. With its delicate pink color and leaf like features, it embodies mystery, elegance, and natural beauty, seamlessly blending into its surroundings. Its alien like appearance adds to the wonder of nature’s creation🍃✨

Via @malbafont_macrophotography NO AI. 🤖 💖

[bugged-ubuntu]

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[tippenfunkaport]

[dragonsglare]

So if you select the text, iPhone (and I’m assuming others) give you the option to have it read aloud to you.

Your phone can read you a bedtime story every night. A story you wrote. So it’s exactly what you need.

[vidavalor]

Michael and Uriel shown heading in the direction of the elevator feels like it is foreshadowing who is going to follow Gabriel out the door before it's all over.

They're walking together, in perfect sync, showing how losing one of them (and it'll likely be Uriel next, with the way she was rebelling in 2.06) is ultimately going to cost The Metatron both Michael and Uriel-- which is when it's game over for him.

[dragonsglare]

They’re also wearing grey, which, by definition, refers to a position that hovers somewhere between the holy and the impure. There are no coincidences in Good Omens design.