Shit posting and roasting in fictional-gatcha hell

Formerly an Arcana blog. Now the pit is open to all Fandoms that wreak havoc on my sanity.30 something, F. Some 18+ things.

[pitof2ddespair]

I think I have to close my emotional support ao3 tab that I've had open for months in my browser.

The tag hasn't updated since January 😭

(A few ongoing multi tags/drabbles but not the main tag and not the chapters I was following for)

[reeeeensthoughts]

Random thoughts

MC: Be nice

Sylus: I’m always nice, sweetheart

MC: Really nice, not bitchy nice

Sylus: You’re tying my hands but fine

[miikwan]

[sugarplumpearl]

These pics make we wanna pull out my sketch book so bad but lord knows i don’t have the time

[pitof2ddespair]

I got one vampire now I am DIGGING for diamonds. 😭

Sylus PLEASE take pity on me!

[pitof2ddespair]

RNG gods are not smiling upon me after 42 pulls.

Not that I thought they’d have any reason to but I just want my vampire husband to come home!

[mrshuntercore]

[jjthebunbun]

🪢🪢🪢

[Redraw of a piece from 2018]

[yvilonion]

tw blood

heyyyyyyyyy boyfriennddddd come kiss my boo boos

[favstinne]

"One more game, pipsqueak?"

this one did numbers on tiktok... i wonder if it'll do as good here

[pitof2ddespair]

I don’t understand protocores

I don’t understand artifacts

I don’t understand records

Like it doesn’t matter the gacha, I cannot understand their equipment for some reason.

[tojicide]

[taldanico]

Yumemizuki Mizuki 🩷☕️🌌

[nasahq]

lads on twitter pt. 14

(other)

[pitof2ddespair]

Why is this so funny 😂 he’s so damn sassy!

Rafayel would have been a MySpace menace.

[krebkrebkreb]

love and deepspace is so funny in a ton of ways, not the least of which being that it’s an angst game full of angst with a huge helping of angst on top masquerading as a romance game

and this angst romance game has wacky characters like:

🐠 merman sea god who is an artist with flame powers for some reason. his symbol is not a fish but a duck. there is a section of the story where he goes into heat. canonical billionaire. also a serial revenge killer.

❄️ accomplished heart surgeon with ice powers who is trapped in a cycle of multiverse-spanning reincarnations. mc’s childhood friend and also her doctor. blatantly the horniest of the lot but you wouldn’t know it because he has never shown anyone an emotion ever.

💫 centuries old immortal space prince. literally an alien. got stuck in the past after attempting wormhole travel and has been bopping around earth until mc is born. mc’s monster-fighting coworker and upstairs neighbor. secretly batman.

🐦‍⬛ dangerous crime boss. also an alien, probably. also a dragon whose soul is bound to mc’s. once made mc shoot him in the heart to prove his immortality. wife guy in a “he supports women’s wrongs” way.

🍎 cyborg military commander with gravity powers. flies space planes. was killed in an explosion but got better. a narrative representation of the biblical eve. diagnosed mentally/emotionally unwell. wife guy in a “he is the wife” way.

and. like. originally i was going to say only a sentence about each of them but i could not pick just one of the many, many unhinged things about the tiny men who live in my phone.

absolutely batshit insane game. hilarious.

i have cried probably a dozen times while playing it.

[miss-hunt3r]

Spot the difference 🤭