YEE

[bramantino]

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

[spi-ltmilk]

https://instagram.com/p/Bawcp9enZDq/

[twilightly-blog]

Blessed headline

[sarkopterygia]

Stevie acually said during a Fleetwood Mac concert: “I actually don’t know her, and I wish she was here. I was hoping I would get to cross paths with her. But I think she is so very talented. Like, if she had been my age, and lived our age, she probably would have been the third girl in Fleetwood Mac. So, if you run into her, please tell her that I’m looking for her.” —and then proceeded to dedicate Landslide to her

…….i am SCREAMING

[facetious-futon]

y’all can at least link the thing

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

I prefer the “Carrie Fisher is doing her good work from beyond the grave” hypothesis, but hey.  You do you.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Why do you think those two phenomena are mutually exclusive

[dorkaelskunkworks]

The concept that Carrie Fisher murdered Hugh Hefner from beyond the veil  is actually pretty goddamn satisfying now that you mention it.

[pendulumthrows]

Photo by Lance Mercer

[museum-of-idiots]

I have never identified with anyone as much as I do with this man

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

Must be nice to be a man and feel absolutely zero guilt or concern while you sit on your arse in front of the tv as your wife frantically runs herself into the ground with the never ending grind of holiday cooking/cleaning/gifting/wrapping/decorating/tidying/arranging/crafts/familial politics

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

it always bewilders and offends me that at family gatherings all of the women are up cleaning, cooking, clearing the table after dinner, bringing snacks out, etc., and all of the men are just relaxing and sitting around. I’m also up cleaning, clearing peoples’ plates, etc., because I’m expected to do that as a female, while my male cousins get to sit around and chill. Even the male relatives that I like just sit around and chat and don’t seem to notice that my sister and I are constantly being called into the kitchen and they’re not.

so anyway yeah if you’re a male you should seriously try to pay attention to who’s doing all the work and who’s allowed to sit and chill (probably you) and maybe like, get up and insist on helping…

[mangotea]

2012 tumblr dashboard

nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs

WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?

“this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”

posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO

david karp unironically being called daddy

peasant

[mangotea]

based on the notes of this post, i’ve decided to give an update!

2017 tumblr dashboard, Tumblr Veteran Edition:

people who genuinely think that people on tumblr were nicer in 2012 because you could say the n word without getting run off the site

every few months you hear of a new scam. you wonder where people get the money to get scammed in the first place

at least 10 posts on your dash of people with Gofundmes begging to not die on the streets because the economy is so fucked up

thinking it can’t get worse, politically, but news breaks that donald trump publicly admits to using sliced onions as deodorant. nobody blinks an eye. 

an article blatantly from the onion or clickhole that people take at face value

seeing a meme that’s genuinely funny and sighing in pain because you know you’ll grow to hate it in two days time

somehow still being on this site after almost half a decade, hardened. you want to quit so fucking badly. and yet you continue to scroll. your body cries out for you to stop but you do not. you scroll and there is no end.

[analyzingtaylor]

[freckletriangleofdoom]

Net neutrality is the principle that Internet providers like Comcast & Verizon should not control what we see and do online. In 2015, startups, Internet freedom groups, and 3.7 million commenters won strong net neutrality rules from the US Federal Communication Commission (FCC). The rules prohibit Internet providers from blocking, throttling, and paid prioritization—"fast lanes" for sites that pay, and slow lanes for everyone else.

John Oliver on the danger of ending net neutrality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbOEoRrHyU

On what ending net neutrality means for us:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexkantrowitz/fcc-moves-to-roll-back-net-neutrality?utm_term=.ds0OQ5QM#.djMoxJxy

Time to call your members of Congress, again.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

i’m not much of a praying girl but carrie fisher, if you’re out there-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

kill woody allen

[atheistj]

me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*

me:

[dinkfamgifs]

double drag makeup (6/8/17)

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[ichigotchipng]

[sameenaf-deactivated20190219]

idk shit about Star Wars cuz I’m not a nerd but this is literally the most pathetic backstory they could’ve possibly given him. Like if you want someone to feel sympathy for the major villain in your series…maybe go more in depth than “my stupid parents cared more about saving millions of people instead of me :((( they have to DIE now”