Humorist

"When i look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death"

[captain-o-captain]

[sixth-sense-7]

‘I do believe your galaxy.’

-Kim Namjoon

[piuchh]

Love is everywhere, u just have to find it

May be it was wrong may be it was right but it never be ditch coz u decided it.. so believe in urself..

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

[starlet-sky]

FREE EVERYONE INCARCERATED FOR MARIJUANA!!!

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[especially]

[itsthatunique]

                                       If you have any last words, now is the time.                                                                                                    D R A C A R Y S

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[sixth-sense-7]

Allow me to laugh foreve- 😂🤣🤣

[piuchh]

Thats true bruhh..🐈

[igmakeup]

[piuchh]

Love may be fake or may be the best..

Don blame the love by hearing the nonsense...

Judge yourself

[piuchh]

The guy still loves her girl but don't want to see her, don want to talk with her, no sharing

Bc the love exits not the feeling..✌️

[piuchh]

[piuchh]

[piuchh]

You 😍 @sixth-sense-7

[piuchh]

Yes, bc I don't blame the past

Its bc i made the decision and i make it this way..

@sixth-sense-7

Ans and tag 3 more ...😬

[lunorichi]

Draco t-that’s rude Σ(ﾟДﾟ； 

More active on instagram(@lunorichi)

I saw this text post on Ig and thought about Draco instantly 👀✨

(Original text post from incwitcher on Twitter)

[vormirjumper]

“I fell so in love with Rosie because she’s this kind of magical, warm, safe place. Everything she does comes out of love, like the love she has for her child. She loves being a mom and she has this worldly history and she’s traveled. She’s vaudevillian and sees the magic in small moments and is an epicurean.“ - Scarlett Johansson 

[piuchh]

In love with someone whome i can never propose 😭