ICanFixHim BG3 Fanfic Master List
Before BG3, the last time I had even thought about fanfic was back in the Firefly days, when I managed to shock myself away from it by not understanding how to filter tags. Now, I cannot stop writing and reading. Like, it's a problem, how much I want to write and read fanfic, especially if it includes Astarion and/or Gale. Anyway, here's what I have so far and what is near-term WIP.
I'm using AO3 links since not all of these have been posted full-text to Tumblr (Tumblr gave me technical fits about Bonds of Blood, and I gave up). If you want to see if a fic is full-text here, my blog tag #myfic should bring them all up.
The AO3 versions have the most recent edits.
Oh, and I wrote an original novel too! You can find out more about my MM Romantasy penname @hkamenar here in Tumblr or check out my book and other socials here: https://linktr.ee/hkamenar
Last updated: 6/15/2026
Longfics:
Forget Me Not: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED) A Gale-centric Bloodweave fic focusing on a probably unintentional gaff on Larion's part about Mystra and Gale's respective timelines, which I just grabbed and ran with. Very smutty. Told through Camp interactions and journal entries.
This Old House: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Astarion inherits Cazador's palace and title and a giant mess that comes with it. He and Gale learn Cazador is almost as much trouble dead as he was alive. Bloodweave fluff, domesticity, and gratuitous smut fic.
The First Worshipper: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Astarion's post-canon life hits some very hard bumps, and he becomes Ascended Gale's first and most annoying worshipper in a bid for attention and help from his former best friend and one-time lover. Long time-span bloodweave fic.
The Downside of Daring Rescues: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Astarion is "rescued" by a "hero" 80 years before the Nautiloid. Mild, slow-burn smut.
Threefold Returns: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). M/M/F Bloodweave + Tav, fluff and smut fic where I indulge my wish to smite Mystra and write about a Throuple.
Batstarion's New Groove: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). A sort-of-sequel to Threefold Returns (can be read without Threefold). Astarion gets stuck as Batstarion in the middle of the Throuple's efforts to make a life on the surface for the spawn Astarion spared. Bloodweave + Tav, fluff and smut fic.
Bonds of Blood: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED) A playthrough-style fic, my first ever fanfic. Features AU magical lore and happier endings for all companions. Decent smutty smut in the second half.. Please don't judge the quality of my writing based on this one - I got better!
Shortfics:
Cold Comforts: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Written for a 48 hour flash fic event with the prompt: "Gale needs to keep Astarion warm through the night." A fun, quick, cuddle fic with some tasty smut, feels, and a unique take on the shadowcurse.
Still Life: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Written for Spooktober (Day 17 Living Statues) + Kinktober (Day 25 Double Penetration and Day 15 Object Insertion). Statue fucking, double-stuff sexual shenanigans with feels.
Ghostwritten: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Written for Kinktober 2025 (Exhibitionism and Voyeurism) and Spooktober (Ghosts, Haunted House Library, and Storms). A massively elaborate cum joke with feels.
MASHed Up: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Astarion and Gale find love during the Korean War at the 4077 MASH unit. Lots of emotional smut.
Shelter in Place: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED) A low-stakes, cozy, modern, the-Ant-and-the-Grasshopper AU about a prepper/romance-author Gale saving his socialite neighbor Astarion from a snowstorm. Very sweet but smutty.
Astarion & Chef: (COMPLETE, POSTING IN PROGRESS) A modern without magic getting together story of Astarion in his AU version of Selena & Chef getting taught how to spatchcock a chicken by Gale. Sweet, a little angsty, smutty, and with a happy ending.
Shifting Perspectives
Blind Spots: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). A rivals-to-lovers Bloodweave featuring sensory deprivation, lingerie, and a wild ride of an emotional arc.
Transplant Shock: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). The rivals-turn-lovers try to figure out the life they actually want together.
Spotlight Shenanigans
Backstage: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Written for a crack fic prompt: locker room setting, University AU plot, Barebacking kink, and Musical wildcard. Turned into the an extended smut fic.
Centerstage: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Our horny theater boys take their sexcapades center stage. Still mostly an extended smut fic.
Offstage: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Our horny theater boys graduate and are working on a film together. Alas, the pressures of their work schedule at first lead to a distinct drop in sexcapades and then an entirely new one. Still lots of very explicit smut, but a bit more plotty.
Midnight Magistrate Series:
A Star(ion) is Born: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Angst with a happy ending one-shot about Astarion getting roped into performing a vampire act at a Tavern. Medium spice smut with extra feels.
A Star(ion) Burns Bright: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Sequel to A Star(ion) is Born in which Astarion's fame from his performance as the Midnight Magistrate becomes A Thing. Low spice but all the feels and a triumphant ending.
Mayhem in the Margins Series:
Editorial Prerogative: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Bloodweave fic about Astarion becoming Gale's beta-reader and what these two geeks get up to. Very spicy with tons of feels and nerdy laughs.
Dedications: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED) Sequel to Editorial Prerogative in which the publishing of Gale's chronicle is addressed. Very spicy, more feels, and low-brow cum humor.
Narrative Distance: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). A sequel to the Editorial Prerogative and Dedications shortfics. Gale drags Astarion to Halsin's healing retreat under the guide of it being a writer's retreat. Summer camp mayhem with a lot of emotional smut and established couple growth. At ~40K words not sure if this is still a shortfic but listing it here for series tidyness.
Writer's Block: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). 10 years after the events of Narrative Distance, Astarion and Gale get approached for help by a superfan, Milo, at a signing of the 11th entry in their wildly successful fiction adventure series, but the deadline for their 12th book looms, and they are out of inspiration. However, Milo won't take no for an answer, and their pursuit of dangerous cultists takes them on a journey to reclaim both their muse and each other. Very smutty but also plotty, and fully a longfic.
Rhonda Doomweaver Series:
Fortune Favors the Bold: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Fluff one shot about Astarion visiting a fortune teller, Rhonda, and being aggrieved by what he learns. People seem to really like Rhonda. Smut-free.
Terms and Conditions Apply: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Slightly longer than Fortune Favors the Bold but still a short. Sequel featuring Rhonda again, because I liked her too, and Astarion, because the two of them are hilarious together. Smut-free.
Cozy Romances (not really a series):
Rainy Day Reading: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). Fluffy smut one shot. Astarion and Juniper use trashy romance novels as a playful guide to intimacy during a stormy day. Medium spice smut with feels.
By Starlight: (COMPLETE, FULLY POSTED). A Fluff and Romantic Smut one-shot about spawn Astarion being taken stargazing shortly after defeating the Netherbrain. Also features Juniper but isn't a sequel (can be read in either order).
