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@pixelatedpyro
Male thot jobs.
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This is the one
villains who are like. shitty to kids are automatically irredeemable
ultimate swagless villain traits:
hurts kids, sad white boys, sex pests, tantrum throwers, half-baked redemption arc
ultimate swag villain traits:
sexy musical theme, milfs, goth bitches, double agents, good with kids, noble, necromancers
being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god
Alright you listen here...
Babe wake up we're sorting r/twosentencehorror by controversial again
huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...
damn whos this old bitch. is he a youtuber or something? hes ugly as hell
He looks like a rotting corpse, what a fucking loser
weren’t you two rotting corpses at some point?
batman?
You all are beautiful people doing the lord's work
Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife
You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce
?? they made the minions immortal???
Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever
They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.
So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.
Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.
since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?
See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.
Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?
Not god per se but… something.
Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs
So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?
But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie
there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels
What the ever living fuck
The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely
FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN
ITS BACK
“i would die for you” this, “i’d walk through fire for you that”
what about “i’d live for you” romances? what about “i never thought i’d be worth the work it would take to piece myself together”?
what about “i don’t believe i’m worth it, but for you i’ll try”
Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) is now on TikTok - and he shared his first clip…
This is my first (and possibly last) TikTok. Saga #1: The Attention Craving Canine #TikTok
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i would die for mabel
they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells
Congrats on reselling Neopets but for rich people...
If you don’t watch adventure time the only thing I want you to know is all of these characters can be considered deities
(Yes that is Abraham Lincoln)
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