This Show is a Comedy

this ones just a little treat for me.

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[taylors-a-goblin]

@chaotic-neutral-knitter you posted this, and tumblr is dumb and won't let me reblog and add a video so this ones for you, bud

For you, your wife, and everyone who (like me) saw your post and wanted to find the clip and sake their curiosity

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

[taffingtons]

[usa2024election]

Trump won in 2016 by a super slim margin. Are you prepared to play a part in that happening again?

[loveridden1999]

by mattxiv on instagram

[batmansymbol]

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[mariacallous]

[tzikeh]

30 Things Joe Biden Did as President You Might Have Missed

Drone armies, expanded overtime pay and over-the-counter birth control pills are just some of the new things Biden has ushered in as preside

[dare-to-dm]

The list of things that Biden's team has accomplished is impressive. I went ahead and made a bullet list of the things that affect me/my loved ones personally:

Over the counter birth control now available. This is especially important to people in states like mine where abortion is entirely inaccessible. Opill can be ordered online with no doctor visit and is currently available at $50 for 3 months worth, which is not bad. Could help a lot of people! (they're also trying to make it so your insurance would have to cover this)

Established the Office of Gun Violence Prevention, which is one of the first major steps towards gun control we've seen in a long time. Also awarded one billion dollars to support student wellness and school mental health professionals (which is the field I work in)

Helped broker a deal to save the Colorado river. There's something simply existential about a water crisis, and I have a lot of family living in the affected area, so it's nice to get some progress on this.

Invested millions of federal funds into cancer research, with the goal to halve death rates over the next 25 years. I unfortunately know several people who have/have had cancer, and it could happen to anyone, so it's always nice to see progress made in this area.

Made it harder for companies to engage in union busting. This doesn't directly affect me yet as I'm not currently in a union, but I sure hope to be someday!

The infrastructure deal is pouring 1.2 trillion dollars of investment into roads, bridges, airports, waterlines and broadband networks. Hey, I use those things!

Making airlines pay up when flights are delayed or cancelled. I've lived through the tragedy of a cancelled an non refunded flight, and hopefully I'll never have to do it again.

[enki2]

[sandmandaddy69]

[uncle-mojave]

[tooies]

used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil

[bignaturalsenergy]

To get serious for a moment, you do have to vote.

Biden is not going to save the Palestinians. Trump is not going to save the Palestinians.

You still have to vote.

Surrendering your vote because it feels bad, because it isn't the purest moral action, will literally help nobody. It is a coward's route.

Millions of Americans are organizing and protesting to help save the Palestinian people- those aren't conservatives, they are largely marginalized communities and young people. Conservatives want Palestinian activists and allies dead. Those allies are the people who will have their lives and livelihoods destroyed if Trump takes office.

Ignoring all other harm that puts millions of people in- to focus solely on aide for Palestine-

If American allies have their lives destroyed, they won't have the means to help Palestine any more.

I'm seeing some aggressively anti-voting posts lately. Some of them come from places of genuine hurt and horror. Some of them are the propaganda machine, loud and proud. There is a genocide in Palestine. Anyone would feel reactionary. Anyone would want to avoid voting for someone who makes them feel guilty.

For the love of whatever gods you believe in, do not make this decision based on feelings. Your feelings will not help the Palestinians. Your feelings will not stop a genocide.

Fight smart at every opportunity. Use every avenue of influence against your government, at every level.

You are not fighting a one sided war. There are pro-genocide supporters, and they are using every resource they have to wipe out the Palestinians.

[whenweallvote]

Barriers to the ballot box have increased significantly since the U.S. Supreme Court gutted a critical section of the Voting Rights Act with their Shelby County v. Holder ruling 11 years ago today.

In her dissenting opinion, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote: “Throwing out preclearance when it has worked and is continuing to work to stop discriminatory changes is like throwing away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you are not getting wet.”

Consider today’s anniversary a reminder to check your voter registration at WeAll.Vote/register.

[subway-tolkien]

Not voting will not stop the genocide.

Not voting for Biden will not stop the genocide.

Not voting will not only ensure the genocide continues but will enable more violence, oppression, and suffering throughout the US and the rest of the world.

Not voting out of "protest" is selfish and stupid and doesn't do anyone any favors except for the people who want to make your existence illegal.

Shut up and vote.

[ara-stars]

Do you remember when we as a country lost all faith in the police?

Talking specifically to Americans here. Specifically to Americans who are mad at Biden for police related things.

Do you remember when the police honestly became our enemy?

I do.

It was 2020.

It was when George Floyd was shot dead by a police officer for the crime of being Black.

It was when the police were using tear gas to stop peaceful protests.

It was when Black Lives Matter “Riots” ended with police guns going off.

Do you remember who endorsed all that?

Donald Trump

Ex-President of the United States

Convicted felon on 34 accounts

Candidate for 2024 election

Not voting, doesn’t mean he won’t get elected, it just means that the better candidate won’t have a chance.

You may be pissed that Biden isn’t acting the way you want him to, but that doesn’t mean that he’s a bad president.

Not voting for him equals the removal of basic human rights for anyone who isn’t a white man.

If you can vote in November, you need to vote in November.