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Favourite part of God of War: Ragnarok is when a character is having a dramatic moment of great personal growth and significance and Kratos is just standing there in the background dutifully holding up a severed head so it can get a good view.

#god of war ragnarok #god of war #mimir #kratos

The place we're staying only has 5 working tv channels so we've been slumped, hungover, as BBC news washes over us and I'm obsessed with how they keep just showing us live views of the sun, uneclipsed.

#personal

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Sydney's just like can the men around me stop making my life impossible for FIVE MINUTES

#the bear #sydney adamu

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Hold on, let me look something up real quick

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Yeah this is funny

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#Such a shame morrisey died so tragically young #And never shared any of his opinions on Chinese people #Among other things

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superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

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2009-2011: Mitchell in Being Human Series 2

Aidan Turner filmography

#being human #I refuse to tag it being human UK #It was our show first naff off

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"Friend" is an AI wearable device designed to provide "companionship + emotional support"— i.e replace human friendships. Its literally an AI chatbot that you wear around your neck. "Friend" just paid for the largest ad campaign in NYC subway history

And Every. Single. Poster was vandalised, it literally looks like some of the most beautiful art you have ever seen

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Kylie Robison and Boone Ashworth of WIRED both wore these stupid things for a couple weeks and reported the kind of experiences one might expect to have with an interactive AI device invented by a 22-year-old techbro:

The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can als

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@catgirl-catastrophy

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I love Binface so much.

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they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

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I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

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Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

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Found it!

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It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

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settings > wound > my wound > reopen

do not forget this

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

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Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this