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I found this video showing off a build that makes Garrus practically invincible and the comments are hilarious.
—There were 137 regulations telling me I couldn't
—So you got them changed?
—No. Now I just don't give a damn
*a few moments later*
earl grey really put his whole pussy into his tea blend i dont know what the fuck a bergamot is but this shit tastes like men's deodorant and it fucks!
as a habitual earl grey drinker i think "tastes like men's deodorant" will stay with me for the rest of my life i hate that you're kinda right
It tastes like the smell of a boy I wish I'd kissed in college, except I wasn't ready to kiss boys yet, & I've never learned how to ask boys whether they'd like to be kissed,& none of the boys who've kissed me ever asked whether I would like it. I like kissing boys, but thank gods for the girl I love to kiss, & thank her for knowing how to ask
Why did you tag my earl grey tea post as sexual assault
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Underwater recordings of vocal fish off the Australian coast reveal an ocean choir composed of at least seven distinct choruses
I love it!!
WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT FISH ARE VOCAL!?
@bunjywunjy WHAT THE FUCK, PLEASE EXPLAIN
LOTS of fish make noise of some sort, usually by using their swim bladders as a kind of drum! they use noise for the same reasons birds do: to stay in touch with each other, warn of predators in the area, attract a mate, or just to yell HEY GUYS ITS DAY NOW
fish noises aren’t nearly as pretty as birdsong though, it’s mostly grunts, clicks, pops, and squeaks. but it’s still REALLY FUCKIN COOL, plus can birds sing underwater? no. no they can’t. git gud, birds.
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Just saw your FNAF post and I can already smell the angst :)
(Post in question)
Man you must be a Bloodhound because you have an insane sense of smell I tell you what.
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Charles has had one too many drinks 😏
Javier Escuella x GN!Reader in: (Home is) Wherever I’m With You || Immy’s 200 Follower Event
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↠ Requested By: @team-baku-is-blasting-off-again ((for my 200 Follower Event)) ↠ Reader Gender: Neutral ↠ Content Type: Angst-y H/C vibes that get NSFW at the end ((minors kindly fuck off, pls and thank)) ↠ CW for Javier being over-protective as well as insecure in himself/his relationship with Reader. Likewise Reader has their own baggage/insecurities that don’t help matters at all. It all gets worked on and rectified by the story’s end, but feelings are indeed Hurt. ↠ Check below the cut for a more comprehensive list of tags. ↠ No betas—we die like damn near everyone you’ve ever dared to love in this damned series lol. ↠ Total WC: ~14k ((…uhh, my hand slipped??))
↠ Prompts:
“I’ll never be good enough.”
“Tell me to stop, tell me or I won’t be able to.” “Then don’t.”
“‘No’, what?”
“No, you’re not goin’.”
“I’m sorry,” you start, your own awakening anger transforming the words into sharp and dangerous things, “somethin’ must be gettin’ lost here because that didn’t sound like a question.”
The smoldering embers that had been in his gaze before are fully alight now with a flame that’s just barely checked as he regards you. “That’s because it wasn’t, mi amor…”
↠ In which what should be little more than a simple misunderstanding turns into something quite other. But no matter the storm, the pair of you are always willing to weather it so long as you can come home.
In which OP not-so-subtly simps for Arthur in the background lol. Let me love you, Mister Morgan, pls 😭
Sorry for the wait, dear requester. Between non-fun adult type stuff and my need to reboot in between fills this took far longer to write than what either of us wanted lol. Doesn’t help that there’s angst involved (which always induces a certain amount of metal strain); add to that the fact that three out of the four fills I got for this event were angst-y H/C type deals and you get an even slower turn around.
But anyways!
This is long—way longer than anything I intended on writing for this event, but tbh this is a work I already had partially done. It’s a short story that’s been hanging around in my drafts since January of 2019 (yeah, I know -_-), but despite how long it’s been since last I touched it, reading the prompts put me in mind of it right away. Here’s to hoping it was worth the wait!
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This is actually pretty damned good.
I just say someone go “Yeah the biggest thing for me is the hypocrisy of how the vaccine was dangerous and shouldn’t be trusted…. Until Trump was out of office, then it was immediately, “go get your vaccine, do it, do it now” Buddy who on Earth thought the covid vaccine would be dangerous before Trump went out of office? Give a source if you gonna “own” the pro vaxxers.
Yiiiiiiikes lololol
Oh man that’s embarrassing, huh?
where’s the one Biden tweeted? And that bitch who railed about bodily autonomy for medical decisions but then said “roll out the mandates”?
A couple more:
Shouldn’t need to put up a backpedal on this one, she’s well known enough.
You silly sluts we are talking about real people and groups on this godforsaken app, not blood sucking famous personalities and their cashew brain takes.
So rich and famous people arent people. Dang thats some dangerous thinking there key.
Half of them aren’t even verified. Famous is a bit of a stretch on its own, let’s not try to put rich in there. And no, the personalities they present on social media is part of their brand, thus to me, not real people. More of a presentation.
So if theyre not rich or famous then theyre regular people and thus according to your own logic are real people. Thus hypocrites.
Did you miss the persona/brand part willfully or can you not read?
Three men were buried under a landslide in China.
They’re inside a car when it happened, and miraculously still have cell phone connection.
The first man made a phone call to the police:
“I’m a good citizen and husband, please come save us!”
The police tell him they will come for them in 24 hours
The second man made a phone call to the army:
“Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!”
The soldier tell him they will come for them in 12 hours
The final man made a phone call to someone, and made a whisper which the other two man can’t hear
Within an hour, the men were dug out and rescued
A group of police officer walks up to the weary men:
“Alright, which one of you said Taiwan is a country?”
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JEFF
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