A Million Thoughts In One

Hi I'm gay and sometimes it's yeet or be yeeted.

[roseybits]

[thickness-protection-program]

Me n the girlies when the Ibuprofen hits

[gayvampyr]

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[juzavoices]

Visit Original Link

[new-clown-in-town]

I’M IN HYSTERICS

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[zeyrablue]

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

[kedreeva]

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

[roselalonde]

conversations with my sisters cat

[kyojinsenshu]

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

[afrowitchcraft-deactivated20180]

AND THAT IS THE TEA

[tacticalpineapple]

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[sameoldsin]

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[valtsv]

soon as i track down the ceo of clownery youre all going to be unemployed

[julycanthrope-deactivated202008]

look in the mirror fam

[valtsv]

god fucking damnit i was so caught up in roasting all of you that i forgot to make sure i wasn't stacking logs on my own funeral pyre

[slimegargoyle]

I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units 

[lookskindadeadinside]

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[we-are-guildmaster]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[probsjosh]

What the hell even is the this post

[goys2men]

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[vbartilucci]

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

[sixpenceee]

CREEPY THINGS TO WATCH

A compilation of all the horror filled movies, t.v shows & documentaries I could find. It includes some of my own masterposts and other people’s masterposts. 

Scary Movie Masterpost

Childhood Halloween Masterpost

Psychological Thriller Movie Masterpost

Not So Scary Movie Masterpost

Link to Horror Movies You Shouldn’t Miss

Another Horror Movie Masterpost

Foreign Horror Films Masterpost

Creepy Short Film Masterpost

American Horror Story Masterpost

The Walking Dead Masterpost

Supernatural Masterpost

Scooby-Doo Masterpost

Top 10 Disturbing Documentaries

A Haunting Episode List

X-Files Episode List

Ghost Hunters Episode List

Ghost Adventures Episode List

The Twilight Zone Episode List

Unsolved Mysteries Series

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Series

Ghost Whisperer Series

Psychic Kids Series

Is It Real Series

Sightings Series

Strange But True Series

COSTUME/CREEPY MAKE-UP TUTORIALS

A compilation of amazing people with a talent for art and expression. Some of these are gorey, so be cautious. 

Cracked Doll

Infected

Severed Fingers

Dissected Arm

Maggot Eyes

Corpse Bride

Nightmare Before Christmas

Coraline

Dead Bride

Creepy Dummy Doll

Annabelle Doll

The Exorcist

The Ring

Silent Hill Nurse

Chucky: Child’s Play

Candy Demon

Unwanted House Guest

Monster Girl

Blood Nail Art

Scary Fairy Nails

Cute & Easy Halloween Nails

CREEPY STORY NARRARATIONS

What’s better than reading scary stories? Listening to them from people who have a voice that perfectly match the suspense needed for such stories.

MrCreepyPasta

DeadJosey

WellHeyProductions

CreepsMcPasta

Cry Reads

TheLittleFears

ChillingTalesForDarkNights

TheCreepyPastaRaven

Otis Jiry

TheCreepyBookworm

MissShadowLovely

Madame Macabre

Litter Bot

TalesofTim

KittenReadsHorror

Baranabas

CreepyPastaJr

TheCreepyDark

CreepyRainbowPasta

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Creepy compilations from around the web and from posts I’ve made before. 

Top Rated Scary Stories

Cracked on Horror

Listverse Bizarre and Creepy

Creepiest Gifs

Reddit No Sleep

Reddit Paranormal

Reddit Horror

Creepy Contacts

Top 10 Sixpenceee Stories

Top 10 Reddit Lets Not Meet Stories

Top 10 Creepy Short Films

Compilation of Short Creepy Stories

Unsettling Things on the Internet

Top 10 Terrifying YouTube Videos

Top 10 Creepy Audio Recordings

Creepy Dares List

Creepy Facts Compilation

Top 5 Disturbing Topics

Top 5 Fake Documentaries

6 Terrifying Comics

Common Nightmares & Their Meanings

Creepy Japanese Urban Legends

Creepy Lost Episodes Compilation

Compilation of Horror Pranks

Top 5 Mass Extinctions

Glitch in the Matrix

Top 10 Found Footage & Creepy Videos

Top 10 Long Scary Stories

Ways to Contact the Dead

Creepy Meaning Behind Nursery Rhymes

Creepiest Glitch Experiences

Paranormal Science Resources

Map of Monsters/Ghosts/Cryptids in the USA

Everything on Astral Projection

Everything on Terrifying Dolls

HORROR MASTERPOSTS

The first couple are masterposts I’ve made, the rest are masterposts I’ve gathered from other blogs. 

Masterpost of World’s Scariest Places

Masterpost of True Terrifying Events

Masterpost of Creepy Stories

Masterpost of Gothic Novels

Masterpost of Creepy Websites

Masterpost of Creepy Online Games

Masterpost of Creepy Sleep-Over Games

Masterpost of Scary Music

Masterpost of Free Indie Horror Games

Another Halloween Masterpost

Halloween Pixel/Background Masterpost

Another Halloween Pixel/Banners/Cursor Masterpost

Chilling Tales For Dark Nights Masterpost

Paranormal Podcast Masterpost

Scary App Masterpost

Paranormal Creatures Masterpost

Superstitions Masterpost

Creepy Wikipedia Articles Masterpost

Masterpost of Creepy Stuff

Myths & Urban Legends Masterpost

The Bloodworth Saga Masterpost

Scary October Masterpost