Snart

Hiya I'm Maggie and I'm trash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

"So we got a new rug.... our cat dosen't approve lmaoooooo"

[xxtc-96xx]

[snaily-deactivated]

portraits of Little Man

[snaily-deactivated]

(Little Man Real)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[catchymemes]

[retroactivebakeries]

#this does not fill me with confidence

[sonic-gems-collection]

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

[riotings]

fail glass covering our cringe bears

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[neanderthyall]

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

[everythingfox]

“Luna has apparently bonded or is just obsessed with my daughter. This is the 2nd cat we’ve had that is like this with her.”

(Source)

[akunohomu]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

what the fuck

[transgambit]

no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid 

[zlink]

lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant

[tiktokstowatch]

[roseturkishdelight]

gf bread: *is gluten free*

my absolute idiot brain: [softly] girlfriend bread 💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍞💖

[kvothe-kingkiller]

at the restaurant i used to work at we had a big box of different gluten free flours and it was labeled “assorted gf” and every time i looked at it I went <3

[westernlariat]

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

[armorgan66]

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

[westernlariat]

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

[tami-taylors-hair]

Oh?? My?? GAWD???

[mariacallous]

[mac-rants]

[blennie]

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

[miyavmiyimneyim-deactivated2023]

problemlerimin kendi kendine çözülmesini bekliyorum

[pudgykitties]

[liquidstar]

did “its hot in topeka” just really stick with anyone else who watched 2000s cartoon network or was that just me

[liquidstar]

literally anyone ever: its hot

my brain for the past 15 years: in topeka