My chucks, I call them the globe trotters.

ain't no ryhme or reason to this madness.

[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog if you agree.

[birbman-sasori]

I agree

[surdus-magus]

all the time if i don’t reblog assume the worst

[hymnostic]

black lives matter and pride are intrinsically linked. the black trans community have done so much for us, we owe it to them to not forget their movement this month. without black lives, there would be no pride. black lives matter, today and always

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

[c-isnenegro]

[tinderfinds]

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

[gay-jesus-probably]

for y’all who are also bad at math but too lazy to bust out a calculator: 45 weeks is eleven months, just to make it clear how much she’s fucking with him

[flawlessgentlemen]

Paul Rudd photographed by Simon Emmett for Men’s Journal (2018)

[teenscoolest]

[buzzfeed]

17 People Who Struggle Under The Weight Of Their Own Genius

[blackgirlsvevo]

the overwhelming small dick energy of this post is making me break out in hives

[swellingwithhate]

boilogy

[tenderstems]

alright!!!!!

[motherhenna]

all classic lit is gay - an essay

[rainbowkarolina]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[teaboot]

So many dudes are freaking out about this and it’s beyond funny because this is pretty much every woman’s fantasy reaction to creepy dudes being assholes from the age of like 10 on up. Like 80% of us would do this every time given the slightest chance of getting out of it alive

[lorddoordash]

What kills me about men calling her a villain is that line where she demands his jacket and motorcycle is like, a direct reference to Terminator 2 when the Terminators beats the hell out of an entire bar and then steals a dudes bike and men will lose their shit over that movie all day talking about how cool and badass the scene is but when a women does it suddenly it’s “just because he was rude to her!! She’s so mean :(“

Grow the fuck up.

[zomiv]

[mementomosi]

the babadook would never let this happen

[gonebyionnalee]

[otterlogic]

It’s been a while since I’ve drawn Night Vale stuff! I had to design a short story cover for a class, so I decided to go with one of my favorite standalone Night Vale episodes :-) 

[blackqueerblog]

That’s not  justice

[youngscrappyandhungry33]

reblog until ur fingers bleed

[fiveumbrella]

Signal boost. This is a really important issue.

[synsick]

[ithelpstodream]

out of this world trolling lmao

[lyinginbedmon]

For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person to walk on the Moon.

The full quotation, referring to the experience of observing Earth from the Moon surface, is thus:

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’

[anthropwashere]

#WE’VE DONE IT BOYS#WE’VE PUT SALT IN SPACE

[thewondersofspace]

I try to keep politics off this blog but this genuinely funny

[catchymemes]

Pixie and Brutus: a Brush with Freedom

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