YOUR ass is grass

meowscarada is based you are just mean (blanket TW: unreality)

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Pinned Post Time, My Amigues

Hello! Welcome to my blog!!

I'm a Verelan Pokémon Trainer (Galarian/Marinadan bilingual) who's way too obsessed with dragons for her own good lmaoo.

I usually keep my partners out of their Poké Balls (though if I'm out and about I'm less likely to). So, expect many posts of my Pokémon (and/or me) being silly haha

//Modpost under the cut

Mod Estariel here. Outside the blog we're a system, our main blog is @astaryuu

Since Jasper isn't a headmate yet, this is still truly a role playing account. If you see "Mod Astaryuu", that means this paragraph no longer applies. (Another modpost will be given if and when that happens.

Same byf applies as to the main profile - if you simply don't like my posts, don't follow me and bitch about them, please don't try to reclaim most slurs around me (particularly bad are the r-word, n-word, and t-word), etc.

Tags we use for this specific blog are as follows:

- #(mon name) texts - this is used for posts where the speaker is either Tanaka the Zoroark or Sage the Berantegon. Generally, in addition to this tag, Tanaka's text is red, while Sage's is green. They're the only mons of Jasper's with the ability to understand how to use rotomblr, so it's unlikely (but not impossible) that you'll hear from the others. It's safe to assume that any white text not in a modpost section is Jasper talking.

- #jaspers fieldnotes - This will be used for Jasper's posts about Pokémon biology. Jasper is not an expert Pokémonologist or anything, but she finds the topic very interesting and will post about facts she learns.

- #unova fieldtrip - The first main "arc" I have planned for this askblog will be a vacation to Unova, as someone lucky enough to get a ticket to the Pokémon World Tournament. Posts related to this will have this tag.

[pkmntrainerlexie-deactivated202]

Just learned school starts the day after tomorrow??? Wtf happened to summer

[wishmaker-astra]

Once again, unless you're able to fuck around on the timeline like me, the passage of time is a linear process.

[pkmntrainerlexie-deactivated202]

FIRST you have boobs, NOW you can time travel? Do you really have to 1-up me on everything??

[wishmaker-astra]

Did I mention I'm psychic to you yet?

Still, maybe you can get the universe to give you cosmic HRT too. Perhaps if you complain to the manager long enough it might work.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

The hell is cosmic hrt

Is it like that dragonite hrt i keep seeing on rotomblr

[wishmaker-astra]

Went into week boring 6'1" standard issue Unovan dude, week don't remember, came out s 4'11" jirachigirl

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Huh... honestly I have imagined myself as a Pokémon before, though something tells me that's not that weird. Wonder how that happened to ya, though of course you don't seem to remember. No judgement, just uh... wondering for a friend! Aha...

//Mod Reisen: ACK SORRY I FORGOR TO RESPOND 😭 also yes please do bully her for being a therian /lh

[petalburg-pokemon-husbandry]

how old were you when you realized pokeballs have aim-assist built-in and you werent just naturally gifted at throwing them i was 19 and very disappointed in myself

[wishmaker-astra]

Had to look this up. Looks like it might be a universe difference thing. Mine don't got shit.

I'm not a trainer, so doesn't make a difference for me, but... check your local resources before relying on stuff you hear on rotomblr guys. There's known differences all over the place.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Oh phew... Okay, I'm gonna look that up then. I already made a reblog assuming this was real 😭

EDIT: turns out, in my world only Master Balls are given aim-assist features, that's part of why they're so much more effective (and expensive) than other Poké Ball types. My years of playing catch with Mona didn't go to waste /hj

[petalburg-pokemon-husbandry]

how old were you when you realized pokeballs have aim-assist built-in and you werent just naturally gifted at throwing them i was 19 and very disappointed in myself

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Uhh... I was today years old? What?

This is like learning Santa Claus isn't real 😭

[pkmntrainerlexie-deactivated202]

Just learned school starts the day after tomorrow??? Wtf happened to summer

[wishmaker-astra]

Once again, unless you're able to fuck around on the timeline like me, the passage of time is a linear process.

[pkmntrainerlexie-deactivated202]

FIRST you have boobs, NOW you can time travel? Do you really have to 1-up me on everything??

[wishmaker-astra]

Did I mention I'm psychic to you yet?

Still, maybe you can get the universe to give you cosmic HRT too. Perhaps if you complain to the manager long enough it might work.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

The hell is cosmic hrt

Is it like that dragonite hrt i keep seeing on rotomblr

[koboldfactory]

A Comic About Folklore

Made a silly comic about what the gang knows about the Spirit Emissaries

[pkmntrainerjasper]

[cross-poisoned]

I AM GOING TO BRICK BREAK YOU.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Ngl I'm gonna brick break myself with how popular this has gotten

[oh-shinx]

Everyone has met that one guy with six magikarps!!!!!!!!!!!

[pkmntrainerjasper]

I haven't yet. I HAVE met a guy with six Feebas though. Close enough, I guess?

[ghost-pokemon-appreciator]

Best ghost type?

that's a tough one, I really like pumpkaboo and the litwick line... and hisuian zorarks are super fluffy... hmm... I don't think I can pick a best ghost type

[pkmntrainerjasper]

HISUIAN ZOROARK MENTIONED 😤😤😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😤😤

...I should not have introduced her to Tumblr.

[team-capitalism]

Wait a second, docking pay is like taxes.

Socialist detected!

No it's not bgecause I'm doing it in a greedy businessman way

-Leader Eric

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Socialist sense is tingling.

Now, if you buy a turbo charged Revavroom or something with that docked pay, THEN it's capitalist. But until then you are filthy socialist scum :3

[pkmntrainerjasper]

What the hell is an eeby

What is this white person word

[skyfire-the-watcher]

It means a person turned pokemon or visa versa. I for an example am an eebydeeby. It's just easier to say that than person turned pokemon.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

True...

And as stated in another reply, our region's preferred word "shifter" sounds too much like Lycanrocthropy.

It just sounds like a silly word to someone not in the know lmao

[rotten-applin-core]

remembering that one time i asked if someone’s hair was their real hair because it was so elaborately styled and they just stared at me as if they wanted me dead(?)

later on i found out that was an unovan elite four member.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Guy insulted Caitlin and wasn't put to sleep

Brave guy

[pkmntrainerjasper]

//mod Aster here

Friendly reminder: THIS BLOG HAS THE SAME RULES AS MY MAIN BLOG @astaryuu

If you spread hate here you WILL be blocked (and probably also mocked)

I just had a guy who genuinely looks like a satire of actual fascists (I know better than to assume that they are doing it for satire.) clearly misunderstand what a fucking roleplay is because their therian hate boner is that strong. How sad. Don't be like that if you want to interact with Jasper, or myself.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

(@amewwayofliving) Er, hi. Do you know how to human? -Mew

Why am I no longer surprised when I see a freaking Mew here

Anyways. I assume for Pokémon with transforming abilities like you or Zoroark, human-ing is like transitioning. Quite frankly, the best advice I can think of is to be yourself. Not as in, "don't turn into/be like a human", but as in "don't try too hard to appear human." So what if your human form has cat-like features? Maybe they're just comfy to have, dang it. Tough if you don't like it.

That's just an example of what I mean. In general, as the Unovans say, better to be cringe and free.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

What the hell is an eeby

What is this white person word

[fated-furret]

Better than "people affected by Unexpected Pokémon Transfiguration Disorder" or whatever dehumanising bullshit term you'd come up with.

[pkmntrainerjasper]

Who the fresh hell would use something so clunky just to dehumanize someone, a doctor?

Nah, if you must know, from the other replies, it sounds a bit like what my world calls "shifters". Cuz they shift(ed) into Pokémon...

[the-writer-of-stars]

Ykw, gotta get better this somehow!

Reblog this post if you want me in interact with your Pokémon irl blog!

I have several blogs so I’m doing this as a general thing, I’ll take a look at the people’s blogs who reblog this and decide what blog/which muse to use from there!

[pkmntrainerjasper]

//Mod Starry: Jasper has a question in the most recent blog, so why not try it? Thank you for the chance

[pkmntrainerjasper]

What the hell is an eeby

What is this white person word