Where the Hammer Falls

A look inside the mind of chaos (AKA The mind of a Kopfhamer)

[nerdreamer]

[portmanteaurian]

Woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta - CityNews

A health-conscious mom and daughter say they purchased an expensive vitamin product at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart, only to find the bottle filled with dry penne pasta. Anna Bauer-Ross says she bought the bottle of Greens+ capsules on Tuesday from the Shoppers at Spadina Road and Dupont Street for a total of $50.81. When …

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.

[gwenfrankenstien]

ive been laughing uncontrollably about this story for a good five minutes or so

[onemillionspiders]

you know at first the manager’s just thinking she took out the pills and added the penne, and when she opened the second bottle in the store his mind just went 

it wasn’t her?

[mylifeasaserver]

My first suspicion would have been she did it too. 

An exchange would be a surprise.

But this? What the hell.

[i-cant-unsee-the-horror]

Holy shit. I’m cackling.

Those vitamins were….

Impastas. 😂😂😂

[pkphammer]

What did she expect, the bottle said it was vitamin P(asta)

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[redditfront]

[princesconsuela]

[pkphammer]

Don't fuck with a Swanson's food

[nintendontdodrugs-deactivated20]

[2000ish]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[winterfellharington]

[kit-harington]

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

Jennifer Lawrence ‘interview bombs’ Natalie Dormer with huge kiss at Mockingjay Part 2 premiere

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[kirstengillibrand]

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

[magicalnaturetour]

[miamiheatstroke]

31-36

Man, this game was ridiculous.  Beside the fact that Dragic was close to having his second consecutive 20-10 game (had 9 assists against Cavs) and Whiteside had a double-double with 6 blocks, DW has been on some 2006 Finals shit and is averaging 30 ppg in his past 5 games.  We already knew this but when it comes to 4th quarters, just give him the ball and get out of the way.

Can you even imagine how this team is going to be with a healthy Bosh and McRoberts?  It’s mindblowing.  You literally have to pick your poison with every starter on the floor, and then McRoberts will come in and be a glue guy that can do everything.

For the first time in awhile, the team has a legit chance to get a winning streak going.  And the Bucks have been failing hard lately, so the 6th seed is up for grabs.  Never know what can happen in the coming weeks.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yeahiwasintheshit]