insert something profound and hip here

Kate, 22, Aussie living in Paris

[unimpressed2chainz]

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

[morefunthanb4]

No!

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[shamelessfunny-deactivated20181]

[hosey-deactivated20181224]

How gay sex works.

[romy7]

[originalultrabeast]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[placito]

i wish i could turn those feels off as easier as other people can.

[placito]

i don't want to talk to him anymore about anything. i don't even feel anything for him anymore. i don't know how this happened. with what happened last night i was sure that i would do something stupid but i just didn't want to. positive breakthroughs even when the situation to start off with was less than ideal. maybe i did just need to get back on the horse and not give a damn about what happens because it really isn't a big deal at the end of the day.

[lagoonhag]

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

astrology says my pussy is tight

[pawnees]

[nidoqueen]

WHY?????

[cungadero]

she got deflowered

[nidoqueen]

[chrliekclly]

[boobrovsky]

just-shower-thoughts:

Dorian Gray jokes never get old.

[placito]

You are stupid

:(

[thebestoftumbling]

[wittgensteinsmister]

the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

[maurypovichofficial]

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real