Not your mother's library ninja

Things. So many things.

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[liberalsarecool]

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[catchymemes]

This was posted on a ‘second hand finds’ Facebook page…

…only to be followed by this amazing message.

The roller coaster ride started.

With a happy ending…

…and a sweet poem to finish.

[great-and-small]

An old favorite in my wildlife safety sign collection

[important-cat-pics]

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's not a spite house

tourist: ooooh this skinny house in the North End was built in between two other houses by a guy who wanted to get back at his brother, right?

me: haha no, that's just a myth

me: it's one-third of a house from 1857 that was subdivided and sold off piecemeal, and the owner of that section refused to sell even when other houses were built where the rest of it used to be

tourist: ...that's not less weird though

me: never said it was :)

[catchymemes]

[cute-catts]

[my-dailydreams]

[pangur-and-grim]

Please look at the baby chinchilla from work. Look at as much of it you can see without a microscope. Please PLEASE I need people to see it's it's such a THING

how can that exist

[bunjywunjy]

oh ominous six-point buck of the field who won't stop staring at me, what is your wisdom?

[bunjywunjy]

his wisdom was "get the hell out of my field"

[motherofcatsandmess]