Permanent State Of Brainrot

This is my horde, you're just wading in it

[shroomzie]

Vote Tenna! (if that wasn't already very obvious from the comic)

[the-irreverend]

Final Round of the 2026 Tumblr Sexyman Contest be like:

[leconartiste]

I can’t stop thinking about this au ive created it’s rotting my skull from the inside out <3

[ratsoupee]

More Bloodymary Band AU! Asked about song suggestions on insta and Andrew In Drag caught my eye...

If you would like notification updates on the Bloodymary band AU, you can follow the [Band AU Masterpost] over on the new Update Blog!

Bonus:

[leo0berry]

[hannibal-lexter]

daniel: i’m seeing someone

louis “are you schizophrenic?” de pointe du lac & lestat, who hallucinates nicki, louis, armand, claudia, AND magnus, de lioncourt: welcome to the fucking club

[lostenzz]

Orufae 🧚

[s0rinarl]

two DUMB DUMB IDIOTS (affectionate) pine for each other for 5 years straight

(fanart for Second Verse Remix written by the lovely lovely @ikiracake)

[bratboymolloy]

"eric bogosian can't act" oh yeah? ARGUE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL

[zombie-bait]

Another quick butch princess Wyll because my first one somehow managed to get 3k notes recently <3 thank you everyone for embracing the butch propaganda. One day I'm gonna have to draw more of the other bg3 characters but that day is not today lmao

[lexdelioncourt]

Crazy that out of everything Daniel hurled at him, it was the fact that Armand now can't get into his mind that set Armand off... yum

Also the way it sounds like they've had that conversation before. The way he's so frustrated because he KNOWS what's happening is real and is just as baffled by it, and he's so mad that Daniel just wants to blame it all on HIM again.

OH, it's giving: "You son of a bitch! You wanted me here, you summoned me. I couldn't eat, sleep, nothing, just wander and think of you. You did it." (QOTD)

But Armand really said: "FOR THE LAST TIME I FUCKING DIDN'T!"

It's looooooooooove!

[bludkin]

Rolin praising Eric's acting, I know that's RIGHT!

[patch-something]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Every year Tumblr holds its sexy people contests. And as a result controversial figures around the world seem to die. I purpose we sacrifice Donald Trump for this years contests.

[hazyhoola]

this new nakahiro art reminded me of this renga 😭 they look so adorable on those colors 🫶🏻

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[ralfmaximus]

No safety regulations

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed