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I really need to eat a guy [remembers how this website gets about cannibalism] in a distinctly non-erotic manner [remembers to fight back against the stigmatization of sexuality] but my cock's rock hard for other reasons.

valtsv

me age 15 sitting alone in an oversized hoodie listening to pompeii by bastille through my broken apple earbuds at school feeling deeply depressed but also thinking i was the most interesting and unique person alive

gekiranger-deactivated20180527

Only real gamers remember

ratfuck

perigeeprincess

she creepin on my weirdo til i dont belong here. what the hell am i doing here

perigeeprincess

call that radio head

transmascfrankiero

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

noahnomore

fairycosmos

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

lestatfag

i hate celebrities i hate extreme wealth i hate designer clothes i hate celeb magazines i hate celebrity social media i hate private airplanes i hate closet tours i hate nepotism babies i hate celebrity weddings i hate red carpets i hate celebrity birth announcements and gender reveals i hate celebrity worshippers i hate

spamtons

he has one eye. he has one horn. he can fly. he's purple. he eats people. i didn't say any names but he popped into your head didn't he.

miamignonette

i’m tired of all the “pretty” people having the same bratz clone face i’m tired of the skinnies wearing clothes literally made for toddlers just because they can and making it trendy to be the size of a two year old i’m tired of cosmetic surgery being girlbossified and i’m really really tired of being a woman who just wants to EXIST while being told that i’m not doing it right and that changing everything about myself is supposed to be Empowering and True Feminism