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“penis envy” is honestly like the funniest fucking example of straight men absolutely failing to understand women and vastly overestimating their own importance like I’m cackling men have always been such fuckboys

#it’s literally so hilarious to me #Freud #penis envy #signings Freud #psychology #like are you serious lmao

hot take: “here’s how to stop the FCC from killing the internet with the net neutrality repeal” is the new “here’s how Bernie can still win”

#jokes jokes jokes #but I rly do feel like there’s a parallel #not I that I actually know anything ab net neutrality #Bernie Sanders #net neutrality #here’s how Bernie can still win

Love, Simon was fuckin uh THE BEST movie I’ve seen in a long damn time oh my god

#ik I’m a little late #but it’s amazig wow #I cried #I laughed #everything else #oh my god #love simon

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With Stephen Hawking’s passing, today is a sad day for science. But amongst all his praise and achievements in the fields of physics, for me personally his biggest achievement was making a grand, full life despite the terrible misfortune of being diagnosed with ALS. It would have been easy to become a recluse, embittered with the hand he’d been dealt, a brilliant misanthrope. But this was a man who maintained his sense of humor and refused to be mentally beaten. Three years ago, he told One Direction fans that the theory of alternate universes could provide a reality where Zayn Malik was still in the band. He conducted an interview with John Oliver where his factual, deadpan delivery was funnier than his interviewer, managing the cheekiest grins as he did so. And let us not forget that Stephen Hawking is the only person to have ever portrayed themselves in a Star Trek episode (Next Generation, “Descent, Part 1″), where he appeared alongside actors portraying Einstein and Sir Isaac Newton, whom he proceeded to defeat in poker.

Hawking’s observations on black hole radiation, string theory, alternate universes and artificial intelligence are things that will probably forever remain beyond most of us. But we could all learn a thing or two from his humanity.

#!!!#important #wow i can’t believe he’s gone #always amazing though #Stephen hawking #als

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ok but like real talk malark in last patrol is some real heart breaking shit

#in my bag again #need to rewatch #yes I’m reblogging my own shit #the whole ep is honestly so emotionally draining #but not in the way the others are #it’s just tired and worn down and malark is so alone #the whole thing hurts #bob

I literally can’t even listen to the main title from the bob soundtrack without falling deep into my fuckin bag

#like I’ve got the distinct urge to watch the whole series again #idk what’s up w me #like it’s not any one emotion it’s just the whole bag #devastation #pride #heartache #camaraderie #friendship #that odd wish-I-was-there emotion I still haven’t found a name for #its a whole mess #bob

sometime I think about don malarkey and I cry

#Like fuck me up bitch #saddest story ever #like all his friends? gone #absolutely heartbreaking #don’t even get me started on last patrol that shit tore me apart #also so sad he passed away a few months ago #don malarkey #bob

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#anyways I’m uhhhhhhh #salutatorian #so that’s lit

y’all I need a new BoB username what are your Thoughts: - pfc-bullshit - percontestoothbrush - upgeneraltaylorsass - sizzzzzzuhs - youveliebgottabekiddinme - liptonsnuts

#I’ve pre-saved them all btw #there were a bunch more options but these are the Top #I take username changes very seriously lmao #idk if anyone even reads my posts #(no)#but if u do pls lmk ur opinions

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y’all the fuckboy just snaptexted me “can I ask u a question” $50 says it’s personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table

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“would ur parents ever let u date someone just curious” YALL I CALLED IT CALLED IT CALLED IT

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“oh ok when ur 18 would u ever wanna like go out somewhere” this is rly happening y’all I thought 2017 was supposed to b the wack ass year

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this is a ton of fun bc I’m simultaneously having a convo w my friend and we’re calling each other babe in like every message so when I inevitably accidentally mix these up I’m gonna have hell to pay

#The only person who’s gonna read this is Em and she’s gonna have a lot of questions for me #but yeah anyway this will go well #it’ll b my own fault tho

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y’all the fuckboy just snaptexted me “can I ask u a question” $50 says it’s personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table

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“would ur parents ever let u date someone just curious” YALL I CALLED IT CALLED IT CALLED IT

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“oh ok when ur 18 would u ever wanna like go out somewhere” this is rly happening y’all I thought 2017 was supposed to b the wack ass year

#I’m a cheeky little shit #I said smth like uhhh idk maybe ask me again when I’m 18 #which OK OK maybe I’m leading him on #but come on y’all this is so entertaining #also he’s been a dick to me for like six years he can handle this

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y’all the fuckboy just snaptexted me “can I ask u a question” $50 says it’s personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table

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“would ur parents ever let u date someone just curious” YALL I CALLED IT CALLED IT CALLED IT

#the hard answer is no #but I’ve not let this kid bother me for 1. my whole damn life and 2. the past four weeks especially #not to drag this along to its furthest #will update

y’all the fuckboy just snaptexted me “can I ask u a question” $50 says it’s personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table

#will update

thepsychoticchef

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omg I am dying from laughter

#my boy and I love him #band of brothers #lieb is the underrated best part of the damn show #joe liebgott

ok but like real talk malark in last patrol is some real heart breaking shit

#band of brothers #yes ik this is like my fifth consecutive post ab bob #but it’s such a good fuckin miniseries #malark has my heart #the whole stubble + beanie + dejection combo #1. fuckin mood #2. my poor child #breaks my heart #don malarkey

ok I said soft ep but what I actually meant was everything except that last 10 min

#Points #band of brothers #goddamn fuckin sobbed #I forgot ab the little biography narrations and the final comments from the real life vets at the end #seeing them tear up always gets me #I rly did not need winters reciting everybody’s postwar lives bc it reminds me that they’re like all dead #fuck crying rn #‘my friend lew died in 1995’ like wow it doesn’t get much worse than that #heartbroken #like a lot of them that survived the war lived long lives #but it’s a different era now #side note one of my best friends Dad would like bring Guarnere into his English classes to talk and I didn’t find out until after he passed #anyway #still sobbin

oh I just noticed that they pre-picked shifty to go home and Welsh just pretended to lottery draw this is so adorable

#Band of brothers #he deserves it #love this ep

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