I don't want your hope. I want your panic.

Warning: I like stuff like horror movies and I habitually dont tag! My background is by forensicfrog so go check out their blog!

[unsubconscious]

“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986.

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[velvet-jellyfish]

If you get into white work embroidery, you might discover cutwork. And when you start doing cutwork, you might get curious about incorporating detached elements. And before you know it the fabric is gone, you are making needle lace, and there goes the rest of your week.

Buttonhole stitch - not even once.

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[annasinthewalls]

It's that time again

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[cadaverpilled]

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[cybermanes]

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you