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Archer, they/them. just reblogging memes bands and fandom stuff. maybe I’ll post some art ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[libertineangel]

Google search "how do other people manage it"

[softanti]

new game: put your sexuality in the tags and what sauce you eat chicken nuggets with

im a lesbian and i only trust ranch

[grackleclaw]

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

[libertineangel]

Google search "how do other people manage it"

[kuttithevangu]

I know nobody wants to hear this but some societal questions may be too complex and important to be solved on social media

[forestgloss]

a very important ray collection

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

[allthingsunh0ly]

hate when you mishear a lyric and look it up and yours is better

[joslynmustdie]

What is Mikey way even about 💔

[shotgunsins]

(at a party, leaning into someone’s ear and speaking loudly over the music) SO BASICALLY HE HAS TO GO BACK AND KILL A THOUSAND EVIL MEN TO REUNITE WITH HER

[hostilemakeover]

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[drtrinitysantos]

"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

i fricking love summertime and i fricking love party posion and i fricking love the only hope for me is you and i also very much save yourself I'll hold them back and I love nanananana and im in lobe witj scarecrow and i fucking love fucking destroya so much and im in awe of planetary go and im obsessed with bulletproof heart and i appreciate sing and i rock to vampire money so hard I LOVE DANGER DAYS

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing