Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

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Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell
no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.
youve just been attacked by the bonus tiger
okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:
look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly
i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.
putting some of my saved recipes under a read more for people to use as inspiration or a starting point ❤️
This healthy, gluten free recipe idea is a kid pleaser! Quinoa Pizza Bites make a nutritious meal or snack the whole family will love.
Carrot star bites are fantastic for baby-led weaning or as toddler snack. Also great for big kids too - a healthy lunchbox item.
These Green Smoothie Muffins are so easy to make, delicious and kid-approved! Perfectly sweet, soft and packed with healthy greens! Naturall
These carrot lentil protein muffins are a great kid-friendly snack, filled with sneaky lentils to add healthy protein, fibre and nutrients.
These Vegetable Fritters are perfect for kids of all ages. Packed with veggies for nutrients & eggs and chickpea flour for protein. Gluten f
This lentil bake is perfect for babies, kids and adults. Made with 4 veggies, lentils, sweet potato and egg. Great for lunch boxes.
Quinoa Cakes are an easy way to pack in nutrients! Make in advance for a fun, healthy side or snack during the week! {Gluten Free, Vegan}
here’s a few more:
Healthy Chocolate Zucchini Muffins are moist, tender, mixed in one bowl, made with whole wheat flour, naturally sweetened with a little mapl
Baked sweet potato zucchini tots made with 3 key ingedients are nut free, vegan and paleo. Healthy baked veggie tots perfect for school lunc
This super veggie pasta sauce for babies and toddlers is delicious on top of all kinds of pasta! With over 7 different oven roasted vegetabl
Flavorful & full of veggies, these mini meatloaves are a great twist on a classic family dinner recipe. Easy to make, perfectly portioned ou
Looking for a quick, protein-packed snack or breakfast that’s both delicious and nutritious? These Cottage ... <p class="read-more-container
UPDATE: I happened to have all the ingredients for the spinach muffins on this list and made them today, and folks, they're GOOD. They have a very nice mild flavor and don't actually taste like spinach at all
Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.
i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.
It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.
posting is exactly like beowulf
Devin Leonardi - "Two Friends on the Shore of Long Island" (2009)
A scientific diagram
this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it
ab. 1436 Paolo Uccello - Adoration of the Child with saints Hieronymus, Magdalena and Julian
(Staatliche Kunsthalle Karlsruhe)
Text: The cities built themselves, key structures forming out of that mysterious stone we call 'land bone'. Their reputations are built on each city's central edifice: a train depot, a library, a prison.
gannets diving for fish. I’m hoping the colours won’t be streaky, it’s just so hard to tell at this stage 😒
sold
the streaks follow the water flow 🥹 I am so pleased with the colour and the way the water slightly obscures the fish and gannets.
(and here’s the inside)
Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊
A little tulip heart my dad planted for my mom in their garden :’)
happy Pride. stop telling ace people they need to try polyamory.
this is not an anti-polyamory post. I love and support my polyamorous friends and it's a wonderful relationship structure for those who genuinely want it.
However. if your response to asexual people talking about their struggles to be respected within relationships and have their needs taken seriously is "Can't you just be poly so your partner can have sex with other people?" you are being aphobic. just like the people who say, "Well, can't you have sex anyway even if you don't want it?" you are continuing to treat the allo partner's desire for sex as a non-negotiable need that any 'solution' must be focused on filling. the message you are giving to ace people is "Any relationship with you is inherently incomplete and defective, so you are unfit for monogamy." this kind of rhetoric leads to many aspec people being actively pressured and coerced into open relationships that they do not want. pursuing a polyamorous lifestyle needs to be a free choice, not something people are forced into because they've been told that they have no other options.
🥯 Everything Everywhere All At Once 🥯
Fanart of Jobu Tupaki and her iconic costumes from the movie. Congrats to Stephanie Hsu on her Oscar nomination, it’s about time!!
I had to do a lot of research to draw the looks accurately, so thank you to the EEAAO styling team for posting high quality photo refs but also for their stellar work overall.
You can get a closer look at each of the outfits by selecting any image on the bottom row!
Also, bonus look that unfortunately didn't make the cut below ;)