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mage-ical-character-person

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

forthegothicheroine

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

mursejesse

...technically, yes.

carnival-phantasm

I feel like tumblrites have been a bit down lately, we really could use another British Royal Family Death to boost morale.

carnival-phantasm

pankhearst

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

graphitetroll

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

brunhiddensmusings

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

you ever just see a thing and become overwhelmed with the deep NEED to make it? me too.

#dimension 20: cloudward ho #d20 cloudward ho #cloudward ho spoilers #d20 spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 cloho #cloho spoilers #d20 fanart #nut pugs

sudsyjellyfish

Wake up, babe, eighth Gotch brother just dropped

darrenpillowscriss

Absolutely unhinged concept, gorgeous execution

plantsfromspace

throne of games

reviving a mega-old account to wonder out loud

does anyone else feel like we're about to get newman-show-wizard-of-oz-time-quangled in cloho? like it's gonna end with gunnie waking up on the wurst like "i just had the weirdest dream" etc etc? idk i feel like there's so many parallels between this universe and starstruck that I can't really ignore it anymore

#dimension 20: cloudward ho #dimension 20 #cloudward ho #d20 cloudward ho #d20 spoilers #cloudward ho spoilers #d20 starstruck #dimension 20 starstruck #a starstruck odyssey #starstruck odyssey spoilers #dropout

theblackestofsuns

How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.

warcrimesimulator

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

warcrimesimulator

We will never experience this again.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen.

Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!

Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:

And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:

(the first one’s called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)

Espalier is actually a very useful technique for

increasing fruit yield

gardening is small spaces

maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season

Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!

But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. I’m still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.