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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Janaina Medeiros
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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#extradirty
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Hey heyyy it’s meee. Here’s my stream schedule for the week. Been getting into Fortnite again..hoping I don’t just end up playing that all week instead 😅 ttv/Allieezy https://www.instagram.com/p/CqTjjWNvDBF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Hey heyyy. I might start stream a bit closer to 11pm PDT tonight, if I’m feeling up to it. I’m feeling better, but still mainly on liquid diet cause food is 😮💨😭 food poisoning is no joke. hope everybody is doing well ❤️ Pic is one of my new emotes, by lil ol me https://www.instagram.com/p/CqMWTopJ4XN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Hey heyyy! Here is my #streamschedule for the week. We are LITERALLY AT affiliate! How wild is that?! I couldn’t do it without my comfy cozy small community. Thank you guys, I’m excited for what the future holds! ❤️🥰 #twitchaffiliate https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_qLkYLazm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival
I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.
I said what I said
What people think wrestling is:
Big strong man punch each other and throw each other around and scream
What wrestling actually is:
Sometimes a family is a rich himbo, a bi disaster and the buff lesbian who babysits them
And sometimes it's an old goth man holding his goth son by the scruff of his neck to keep him from doing stupid shit
And sometimes it's a dinosaur, a man from the jungle and their chaotic child
Singing a Sinatra cover with your mortal enemy in fancy suits
Drugging your boss's daughter, kidnapping her and marrying her
A man in gold face paint and spandex grinding on a zombie
Said zombie's long-lost, recently-evil little brother knocking up a fellow wrestler and marrying her against her will
Doink The Clown
Two vampire brothers in a satanic cult breaking away to play kazoo together
A boy band member breaking away to become a superhero and have his sidekick be named S.H.I.T
A dude whipping out a sword named for his dead mother
Sticking your hands in your pockets and purposely not doing anything
Don't talk about what happened in Montreal. Do not think about what happened after Montreal. Also don't ask what happened at Over The Edge
Big strong man punch each other and scream
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“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”
“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”
*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*
Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
"We don't live in a rape culture"
MY ASS
It's wild having to explain this to men and then ask them to think about how they behave when it's night and they're walking behind women. They always look at me like I'm crazy. "I'm not doing anything!" "Jake, you're 6 foot two inches tall." "...so?" "You're huge and could hurt us easily if you wanted to." "But I wouldn't!" "But she doesn't know that. All she knows is that a huge guy is walking directly behind her at night." "That's not fair!" "Tell me about it."
I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad
Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.
Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.
I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.
“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”
Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.
#marie kondo your marriage
Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”
“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”
And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.
If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.
If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.
Full version, just because I saw it this morning and that bit at the bottom is so important.
Hiking is the best way to spend your time, seriously. by Anna Stanciu
Carey ❤
The internet reacts to Ash Ketchum’s Pokémon Leauge Win! 🏆
what is it about rain that makes worms go absolutely buck wild for pavement
worm: no longer can i suffer the constriction, both of flesh and soul, of living in the tunnels of underground, for i now long only to be free under the skies of the Saints. earth may have birthed me but the sun is my mother
me, holding a slurpee, plucking worms off the sidewalk and tossing them into the grass: go the fuck home brian
