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[bbcsherlock]

smoking the shit that made that frog crazy

[butchdivision]

making my weekly pay in one day today i feel like a king

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[dogpuppy]

[flip56000]

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[elementalmonky]

did not even realize that most tumblr users were only into cannibalism as a metaphor. what do you mean you don't get off on eating people

[pompeiusmagnus]

youare all just jealous of my severed head

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

responding to an absurdly stupid take by saying “these are the people i have to share a highway with” has replaced saying a lot of not very nice things about people with said takes. for me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it reminds me that the ultimate goal is safe coexistence while also being like goddamn i wish you were less stupid for everyones sakes

[ruthimages]

[angelic-momfucker]

reblog if you've destroyed your root chakra and aren't going to make it

[dogpuppy]

[ozempicofficial]

[dahppled]

"my friend said" "oh, a friend recommended it" tumblr mutual

[queer-as-city-folk]

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

[anothercrankyblogger]

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.