Fresh regrets, vodka sweats

April. A jumbled mass of horny hormones and heartache.

[faremises]

PLEASANTVIEW FAMILIES THE SIMS 2 (2004) dev. Maxis

[sputniksea]

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

being bi is just having a crush on a girl and being like “damn if i only i was a hot mediocre dude with cheekbones then she would like me :/” and then YOU end up ALSO being attracted to hot mediocre dudes with cheekbones…..the self betrayal

[mad--house]

[gros-patapouf]

Pip Boy but it's shit.

[ernsts-9th-blog]

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

[huntrad-chadcel]

Thats a rather unique threat

[shittymoviedetails]

Both of these characters, Moses and Virgin Mary, are connected in their individual stories by a character named “god”. This hints at the possibility of a cinematic universe.

[obscuritory]

DRUGS!!

From TaskMaker

[obscurevideogames]

(Storm Impact - Mac - 1993)

[catsbeaversandducks]

[onesinnerzerostandards]

MY PAPAYAS

[exobiologist-deactivated2021091]

a crime of passion

[kyusako]

Me:

Excuse me bitch, I was an office worker in the city, then came here, became a millionaire before my third year and made my dead grandpa proud.

[8-bitfiction]

[snufkind]

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

[friendraichu]

h-hot dog water?

[jimhensonreject]

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

[baka-baru]

Part 10 - Done!

/It’s been 84 years/

[commandergoopy]

[retquits]

the gang plays dnd part 2: electric boogaloo

bonus:

[platonicpotato]

I AM ALIVE.

[sunflowrrbabe]

[shrekyourself]

I love this cat even if he is so dirty he ruins my hand every time I pat him

[yourhometowncryptid]

That’s dusty dan you fool

[shrekyourself]

Please do not tell me lies about my favourite neighbour. His name is on his collar: “Albert (Bertie)”

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Dirty Bertie

[memewhore]