distopian dream girl ★

she / her

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

523.8875

black holes

[were--ralph]

It would be SO cool if all 15000 of my followers donated 10 dollars to me I could be so rich

[were--ralph]

I could have 130k and its your fault I'm not rich

[taboo-delusion]

Because we eat the rich and no one wants to eat you

[were--ralph]

Ok! just tell me to kill myself next time

[outofcontextdiscord]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nintendocafe]

Pokemon is coming to Nintendo Switch in 2018

[boingoalive1988]

this s the funniest post on this website

[boingoalive1988]

what the fuck is this

[boingoalive1988]

is this gameplay footage

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[emoparamore]

Hayley Williams performing "Zissou", Los Angeles night 1

[reallyndacarter]

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

[fullyerecteggplant]

[giuliadrawsstuff]

You are loved.

Reference here

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[yugiohcardsdaily]

Transcicada

“If this card is Special Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 ‘Moult Token’ (Insect/EARTH/Level 3/ATK 0/DEF 0). While the Token Special Summoned by this effect is on the field, you cannot Special Summon monsters from the Extra Deck, except Insect monsters. You can only use this effect of ‘Transcicada’ once per turn.”

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[filmphotofranz]

[toddsolondz]

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]