what the fuck

bye

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[kittenemperor]

Dude this morning I was dreaming that I lost something and I was looking all over for it and then my cat woke me up and as soon as my eyes open and I see Im in my bedroom my first thought is “Oh no… I’ll never be able to find it in this realm”

[sincerelycalum]

literally everyone is coming for dj khaled

[dclaire13]

not his wife

[fev9r]

the one true ally

[bobbycaputo]

Dropping Ice Down a 90m Borehole in Antarctica Makes a Very Unexpected Sound

[duran-duran-less-official]

clatter clatter clatterclatterclatterclatterclatter [cartoon gunshot].

[cptwaddle]

HEAVY FOREBODING HEARTBEAT

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[navigaero]

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

[saltylittleslytherin-deactivate]

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

He really just scalped your poor gay friend on the spot didn’t he lmfao

[nevaehtyler]

Grandma be like

[chingonawithaheart]

The type of grandma I’m tryna be.

[nowayjae]

Same granny same

[ven0moth]

im so ugly can i have a refund

[alexander]

This girl is the gift that just keeps giving

[roadkilledjackal]

I’m in tears at the thank you for that with the dead expression

[hashtagloveloses]

why did we, as a society, forget about big hero 6 and the princess and the frog

[fox-sama97]

You know why

[hashtagloveloses]

Shit u right

[18nth]

bye

[uglywintersocks-deactivated2017]

why is it somehow okay that beyonce and jay z are forcing a small child into the public eye 

[allerasphinx]

*famous black parents bring child to an event*

~omg what kind of abuse~

[lunaeregia]

the reach

[trapcard]

Should she have left blue at home with a nanny or??? lmfaoo please shut the fuck up 

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

Had they left her at home, I’m sure they’d be talking shit for that, too.

[thempress]

That is the quickest deactivation I have ever seen. I’m so proud of you black tumblr.

[iverbz]

I’m deleting twitter

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[disgustinganimals]

i just don’t get foreign films.

[gifmovie]

[junior-spesh-deactivated2020011]

this is disgusting

[justsomeantifas]

FYI Shia LaBeouf’s “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” exhibit was shut down today because so many neo-nazi, white supremacist fucks went to his exhibit to harass him, a Jewish person, and use his art project to promote their hate. It created a public safety hazard for the museum and they shut down what was supposed to be a 4 year project. 

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too