i bet you thought youâd seen the last of me

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@dclaire13
i bet you thought youâd seen the last of me
girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already
donât ask me âwydâ u know iâm at home deteriorating
The cast of Cheaper By The Dozen made a video on TikTok and iâm literally sobbing
wow half of them look gay now
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and Iâve just got a job interview with the BBC next week
Iâm not a big believer in anything much but Iâm so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol
Iâll play
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Switch my wig make him feel like he cheatin
Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off Californiaâs roadways
absolutely incredible journalism
California DMV says MILF rights
cannot wrap my head around this one
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didnât have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other!Â
That made this so much better!
DANI CLAYTON in The Great Good Place THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said âtea you laterâ and then his coworker smacked him
Nellâs outfits (requested by anon)
In honor of me approaching my first 6 months mark as a flight attendant, here are some highlights from my time in this job:
When a lady stopped me gently to whisper that i had âmastered the art of kindnessâ
When an elderly woman told me i was âput on earth to be a flight attendantâ
Each and every time someone complimented my nails
When i found an $8000 diamond watch left behind under a seat, gave it to a gate agent, only to have the passenger come running back 10 minutes later. Gate agent: man u wouldve been in trouble, huh? Man whom looked like a bond villain: i wouldve been SHOT.
Every lesbian ive worked with and had the nice bonding moment of âur gay?? Im gay!!â
That time a man tried to get huffy with me because he wasnt in 1st class and i got to say âsir u can either sit in this seat or u can sit in a seat in the terminal while u wait to take the next flightâ
When i had an emergency landing because the pilots lost steering and we all thought we were gonna die but then we didnât and everyone just applauded the landing and didnt even complain about the 2 hour delay
When my flight was delayed for 3 hours because the plane wouldnt start so the crew and i just took a really long nap in the jetway
Every 4 and 5 star hotel ive stayed at for free
When we overnighted in the middle of nowhere in alabama and went to a sports bar at midnight. The bartender locked the door so it was just him and us and his friend, and we all got super drunk on obscure alcohols and i kicked everyones ass at pool
That time i had an emergency landing because one pilot had such explosive diarrhea that the other 2 pilots had to wear oxygen masks
When we overnighted in a casino resort in new orleans and ended up drunk on margaritas and playing blackjack with a bunch of old people at 2pm
Every little kid on my flights
Every dog i got to pet on my flights
When we were flying to nyc during julliard recruitments and half the seats were taken up by cellos
Being in airports late at night and seeing people sleep in the weirdest places because they just dont care (bathroom floors, under gate agent desks, etc)
When a woman forgot her actual baby on the plane
Woman: can i board first? Gate agent: are u special needs, active military or priority? Woman: no i just want to board first. Gate agent: maam i have 70 other people who also want to board first, im not looking for a line leader.
My very first working flight, when a man pointed to my necklace and said âis that a ball gag?â And, in my shock, i said âno, im gayâ
That time a ramp agent came up to me holding up his phone and said âwanna see something weird?â and i said yes, reservedly, thinking it might be gross but then he held out his phone and it was just a picture of hundreds of paradise birds that we were apparently flying to a zoo
I have now been a flight attendant for 3 years and 2020 has been a dumpster fire in so many ways, including but not limited to the travel industry, but here are some highlights from this past year in particular
The old woman on my plane who saw a teenager was having a panic attack and immediately moved to sit with her and brought her so much comfort she was able to fall asleep
Working a flight with only 4 passengers so we all played Cards Against Humanity
Everyone who has very gently said âStay safeâ rather than âGoodbyeâ
Complimenting passengersâ fun masks and being complimented in return
The anxiety service dogs at the Philly airport wearing vests that say Stress Relief
The little girl in the airport who begged me to french braid her hair like mine (and her very apologetic mother)
The barista at the airport cafe who gave me free lattes every week for two months because I always came by around closing time
The beachside resort my FA and I got stuck at in key west for 3 days around my birthday because of a hurricane. If youâre gonna get stuck somewhere because of a hurricane, it might as well be a beachside resort with bottomless margaritas
Each time I reunited with a flight attendant/pilot friend in an airport or at a hotel or on an airplane. It always feels like a little gift
Speaking of gifts, every passenger that has ever given me anything but especially the man that brought freshly made muffins from his bakery for the crew last month, they were divine
The flight attendant I worked with on Halloween who watched a horror movie marathon with me at the hotel even though he was terrified of scary movies
Every aircraft cleaner
Every hotel cleaner
Every unaccompanied minor on my flights, who always make me feel like a temporary big sister
The time my roommate (also a flight attendant) got a flat tire while in the airport parking garage and no less than 3 different pilots stopped to help us change it
Flight crew game nights in our hotel rooms
The beach overnight on the last day of summer when my pilot and I (drunkenly) decided to go swimming in the ocean at midnight
The flight attendant who approached me in a hotel lobby and said we had flown together two years earlier, just after sheâd been hired, and sheâd wanted to fly with me again ever since
The nurse on my flight who, when the passenger beside her began seizing, leapt into action and saved her life
The tween girl who wanted to be a flight attendant and had us quiz her on airport codes (she got every single one correct đł)
All the flight crew members who regularly help me steal supplies from the aircrafts (gloves, masks, water bottles, sani wipes etc) to bring to Phillyâs homeless camps and protesters
We live under capitalism and its rule seems inescapable. Iâm eager for the days when covid is just a bad memory, and the quality of and access to healthcare is such that, come the next virus, no one has to choose between paying rent or paying a hospital bill. Iâm eager for the days when rent and paychecks are a thing of the past, when we work for the pleasure of working, without the pressure of being born into a world run by money and the men who control it.
In the meantime, all we have is each other, and Iâve been very lucky to have spent my time with so many generous, soft-handed people who have made this year not only bearable, but often enjoyable in spite of the rest. I have been very lucky to work a job that I (mostly) love, even if it is part of an industry that cares only for numbers, not people.
We can only keep moving in that direction, helping others along as we go. đ
âyou are a lawyer and he is a hamsterâ is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
MARY HOLLAND as JANE CALDWELL HAPPIEST SEASON (2020)
I changed my Grindr profile pic to a selfie I took with my brotherâs bearded dragon and it led to possibly the best conversation Iâve ever had on Grindr
This is the purest thing
literally everyone is coming for dj khaled
not his wife