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and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

jungwildeandfree

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

starlitsecrets

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

abbiistabbii

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

hail-dondus

It looks like they’re dropping a teaser trailer for the new Harry Potter reboot tomorrow

Just a few important and gentle reminders:

🫶🏻 DO NOT WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW 🫶🏻

If you claim you support human rights - not just trans rights but human rights in general - yet still plan to watch this show, unfollow me. You’re a fucking hypocrite and I don’t want you following me.

Do not watch it even if you’re hate watching it, it still contributes to streaming revenue and views!

The adults in this reboot of the franchise are FULLY accountable for choosing to do this show and accepting a pay cheque over supporting a minority group. Even if they claim they support trans rights, they’re cowards and don’t actually support them at all.

The kids do NOT deserve abuse or hate, whether it’s because you’re comparing them to Dan/Rupert/Emma or because you’re boycotting due to the author’s views. They are literal CHILDREN.

Your nostalgia over a children’s series about kids going to school is NOT more important than trans people being respected and having rights. As long as JKR is still alive, she profits off of this.

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

intrawebs

search results that make me laugh so hard i start coughing

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

bigmouthlass

Now for my next magical trick . . .

Good form but a little shaky on the landing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.

Fuckin meow.

That's going on my highlight reel.

My patron saint is Buster Keaton.

the-haiku-bot

I meant that, I meant

that, that’s exactly how I

wanted that to look.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dancinbutterfly

Noam Bettan saying the Shema on international TV during the Eurovision Final point reveal is everything to me

If you saw this, and you are Jewish? You knew exactly what he was doing.

And it was fucking EVERYTHING to me.

It was a stressful situation. So what's he do? He covers his eyes in Shin and says the Shema.

Essa enai, I cast my eyes to the mountains from where does my strength come, it comes from the Lord.

Yeah. Eeeing Jews be Jewish visibly on the international stage? So incredibly special to me. So important.

Thank you Noam Bettan. Thank you for praying visibly. At home and away, morning evening and night.

Just. Yeah. That...means so much to me, to see a Jew pray in a context that isn't life and death or despair or greivous harm. No its "am I going to win or not" just like how the Christians in the same position would clasp their hands and pray to their Jesus in the same position.

Thank you.

Thank you for making me feel normal. Thank you for making me feel like I can be MORE JEWISH. I needed to see it.

This? Is why things like Eurovision and Israel being in Eurovision matters.

Fuck the rest of the world. It's for people like me.

knifefightscene

wizardpotions

You all need to understand that autonomy and especially bodily autonomy NEEDS to include being allowed to do things that are bad for you. True bodily autonomy includes being allowed to do things that are risky, drugs, cosmetic procedures and the like. Bodily autonomy needs to include being allowed to get high or smoke or get a BBL. The important part is education about the risks

disc90s

til my self sabotage do us apart

william-shakesfeare

Haiku bot is a great part of tumblr's culture. I love it so much.

the-haiku-bot

Haiku bot is a

great part of tumblr’s culture.

I love it so much.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

penumbriel

call it Taken… To Court

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#Taken 2: Court

back-on-my-bullsh-again

And, for a comedic bit, I want one of the wounded/dying henchmen to just say they're a notary or something and he could have had it done in 5 minutes. And she would have known that had she bothered to get to know the people she employs.