Thot Control Blog

I'm Zach

[pjackk]

Seriously i do not want to suck that pussy right now 🛑 stop bothering me

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[riverpiracy]

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

[bumblebeebats]

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[rimonoroni2]

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

[xxxdddoo111-deactivated20230222]

[twelverriver]

[letterful]

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy