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I LOVE MASSIVE LADIES/25 y.o being

[girlballs-archive]

[sad-fire]

we realized pretty quickly that there was no reversing it. sure, you can bully her into talking, socializing, and generally behaving like a human being, but she still does that with a dead-eyed stare. she’s clearly miserable too: a week ago someone asked her what she wants for dinner and she looked like she was going to cry. (she didn’t. I think she was conditioned to hide her emotions, which is one of the more fucked up things they did to her, if you ask me).

a couple weeks in I decided that enough is enough. if this was allowed to continue, some idiot might decide to put her out of her misery. I beat up the first fucker who suggested that, but ever since I was constantly afraid I wouldn’t catch the next dumbass who gets the bright idea. don’t they all see she’s still alive, even if she changed forever?

so I went and bought her a dog collar and a bowl. at first she didn’t understand what was going on, but when I forced her on a leash and told her to shut up and listen, her face changed. you had to be there to see it. her eyes lit up, she looked up at me and practically drooled. I told her she’s now my tool to maul the imperial mechs. I told her she’s going to sleep at my feet, eat on the ground and follow my every order. she looked at me like I hung the stars in the sky.

it took them all some time to adjust, of course. I was accused of being just as bad as the Empire a couple times, and some rebels are still clearly uncomfortable with the idea. my reputation ensures they’re at least quiet about that, though, and that’ll have to do.

she’s now sitting near my feet at our campfire, her head resting on my lap while I pet her hair. she was a menace in the last battle, so I attached a little medal to her collar, so everyone knows she’s been a very good hound. she was on the moon when I told her that. some more open-minded comrades are feeding her treats, which she picks up with her mouth. life is good.

I loved her when she was my friend, and so I love her as my dog.

[ellaeats]

😎😎 I don’t even have to open the DoorDash app anymore it just shows up at my house whenever I demand it

Perks of being almost 500lbs

[faefeedee]

USA might've lost the match but at least u can count on me to never lose the weight 😼

[bigbellybelle]

I really love the size of my belly lately~ I just look so soft and cozy 24/7

[cherriebombx]

Mommy’s new bikini. ◡̈

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[theunfairfolk]

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

[theunfairfolk]

he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.

[theunfairfolk]

he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.

he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.

[theunfairfolk]

i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[shademazee]

no, this is absolutely something that happens with stimulants and i've seen it firsthand, and it makes it harder for people with actual adhd to get the treatment that works best for us. we're not actually helping either patients or ppl with substance abuse problems by downplaying that this happens with controlled substances. same applies to benzos and opioids. this isn't even speculation it's well documented.

[sapphling]

i also have "actual ADHD," your difficulty in accessing the meds you need is entirely caused by medical gatekeeping and by manufacturing limits that stem from the "war on drugs" and hostility towards the very addicts you disdain. you are not better than others

[theunfairfolk]

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

[theunfairfolk]

he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.

[theunfairfolk]

he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.

he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.

[theunfairfolk]

i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.

[bealittleimprobable]

He does not understand why the academic types keep referring to him as The Goat* but he chooses to take it as a compliment, he is pretty good at basketball.

(*Sheep vs goat theory in ESP testing. Short version, "sheep" get random, statistically probable results, the same you'd get with chance. "Goats" get statistically improbable low scores - by chance, you should get *some* right even if you're just guessing. Consistantly getting 0 is suspicious, like they've gone all the way round on psychic and broke the meter.)

[butchfa]

nothing profound to say today. i just love the way fat feels. like curving into your hand like it's meant to be there. hanging and drooping and sagging. velvety soft skin and stretchmarks. the terrain it makes. the different textures you can find while running your hand over the swell of a stuffed gut, then reaching the heavy underside where it's still pliant and soft. feeling it when it's at a cool temperature and getting the sensation of pressing your face into the cold side of a pillow. or when it's hot out and they're radiating heat, sweat smoothing out the way your palms run along sides composed of rolls stacked upon rolls. it's just really nice.

[thickhungryhoney]

Lardass hourglass

[vampiregothicc]

a little something before the long weekend

[sillysoftie]

🩷 little miss “my belly hangs out of every shirt in the entire world” 🩷

[morechunkbiggerheart]

My type are fat girls who get horny while eating

[fatmerida]

Posting this as a warning, this will happen to you if you keep drinking cream everyday😩😳

[melodymooncake]

my roomie has gained at least 50 pounds in the last 6 months and she has the biggest ass i have literally ever seen… i don’t like her like that but i will admit her rapid weight gain is super hot, and its even hotter knowing its because my eating habits are rubbing off on her >.<

[ellaeats]

I wish you could smell me through this photo