please throw me at a wall

No really do it

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One of my friends just claimed she didn’t remember Gaston swallowing raw eggs in beauty and the beast and I know it’s real but the more I think about it the more I doubt myself

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Michael Bublé is the kind of music James Bond has sex to (derogatory)

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haha omg it's crawlin' carl "ooOOOoooOoooOOohHhHHHhh jimmy's mom"

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As you might be aware I have big feelings about all besnouted creatures, but recently something has been grating on me. Sometimes, when people draw a snout animal, they draw the snout as a nose with the mouth as a separate entity underneath. This is a stylistic choice I greatly dislike because a snout or trunk is, by definition

A COMBINATION OF THE NOSE AND UPPER-LIP.

You can see here that the snout is not a separate entity from the mouth in these mammals, but is a fleshy protuberance emanating from the upper jaw. 

You can see in this illustration how a more anatomically accurate snout position gives an anthropomorphic pig a degree of charm that an inaccurate snout position does not.

Snout positioning can make or break a character design for me.

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BY INTERACTING WITH THIS POST YOU ARE HEREAFTER AND FOREVER PLEDGING YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE CAUSE OF TRANS WOMAN SUPREMACY.

FIGHT FOR YOUR SISTERS!

[hogsnout-deactivated20230817]

As you might be aware I have big feelings about all besnouted creatures, but recently something has been grating on me. Sometimes, when people draw a snout animal, they draw the snout as a nose with the mouth as a separate entity underneath. This is a stylistic choice I greatly dislike because a snout or trunk is, by definition

A COMBINATION OF THE NOSE AND UPPER-LIP.

You can see here that the snout is not a separate entity from the mouth in these mammals, but is a fleshy protuberance emanating from the upper jaw. 

You can see in this illustration how a more anatomically accurate snout position gives an anthropomorphic pig a degree of charm that an inaccurate snout position does not.

Snout positioning can make or break a character design for me.

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BY INTERACTING WITH THIS POST YOU ARE HEREAFTER AND FOREVER PLEDGING YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE CAUSE OF TRANS WOMAN SUPREMACY.

FIGHT FOR YOUR SISTERS!

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put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens

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I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT DNI MEANT SO I LOOKED IT UP AND THE ALMIGHTY INTERNET SAID “DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE”

I FIGURED IT OUT WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS

BUT IMAGINE A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD AS THE “DIRECTOR OF ADULT NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE”

ITS LIKE WHEN MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ARE CAST AS ADULTS IN THEIR SCHOOL PLAYS

“ITS TAX SEASON AGAIN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS”

“I’M NOTHING WITHOUT MY COFFEE”

“GERALD I WANT A DIVORCE”

“I SURE HOPE I GET THAT BONUS”

“I’M TAKING THE KIDS GERALD”

-Kathy

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the holy grail of the uterus consumer

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this is sign to not be a sad bitch...

AND START BEING THE ✨BAD BITCH✨ YOU WERE MEANT TO BE!!!

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Garfell

-bendy

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HDHCKHX OH HVK

I USED TO BE ABLE TO DRINK FIVE POTS OF HIGHLY CAFFEINATED TEA ALONE AND NOT GET A HEADACHE BUT NOW I TAKE ADHD MEDICATION AND I CANNOT HANDLE

60 MILIGRAMS OF CAFFEINE

ONCE MY HALF-A-BOTTLE-OF-MOCHA-FRAPPUCCINO INDUCED HEADACHE GOES AWAY ME AND GOD ARE HAVING A CHAT

(I know the limit was five because one time I tried to drink six pots of tea for ✨science✨ and had the worst headache of my life)

-Kathy

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You know when you get overstimulated by touch? I think the word for that feeling is crunkly.

i feel pretty crunkle :(

On a scale of one to ten how crunkly are you right now?

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DESK HAS BEEN SO GOOD TODAY!!!!!! GO DEX!!! WOOO

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Join him in prayer

-bendy

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ass applaud

i have come to the conclusion, that we should applaud people for having a nice ass. it just seems like a good idea.

smash or pass??

-umm

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HAHAHHAHASHDLSJDSADHAHHAHAHHAhSHAHSDHSAHAHAHHAhHASHHAHASHAHSHAHAHsHSAHSAHHASHHAHAHSHHSHDHSHDHSHDAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHSHDHDHHSADHSHDHADHHAHHDHAHDHAHDHHHDHAHAHHHSHSHSHHDHAHHDHAHDHHAHAHAHAHHSDHSAHDHSAHAHAHHHSHSHHSHDAHHAHAHAHAHDSHADHAHSHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAH

im lonely 

-umm

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You: *has an raw egg*

me: I take your egg, it is still warm. staring you in the eye I place it between my canines. I hold it for a moment, gauging the weight. crunch, crunch, crunch. the raw juices drip down my chin. I have eaten your son. he payed for your sins.

-Kathy

[yesterdaysprint]

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950