Please Don't Touch That

Live in NYC. 27. Work in advertising. Probably too old for this site now.

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[platypussycat]

[keybladesoras]

Pokemon in Detective Pikachu

[whitepeopletwitter]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[hydro-homies]

You go Mandy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-memedaddy]

[biodegrade]

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

[rickydricky]

Anole, stalking the night.

Commission from @average-xmendrawings!

[veryfunnymemes]

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[travalicious]

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[clownships-deactivated20230325]

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped

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