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Woke up to a new Jacob Anderson interview on this random ass Monday. This is going to be a good week y’all.

He’s so cutie pie I can’t take it.

#smile to end wars and solve global warming #I want him always in a sweater with long sleeves #how can this be the same man that made my pussy throb while he was covered in dirt and blood #and now he's giving me cuteness aggression???#too powerful too much range #(I am normal about him)#jacob anderson

lighthouseweeper

If Lestat doesn’t sweep the counter clear, lift Louis up onto his makeup table in his dressing room and make out with him before railing him in front of the mirror then why do we even have a rockstar plot in season 3?

#or vice versa #who said that #<- all of god's children op #loustat #iwtv

pissbataille

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | SEASON 1

ANNE RICE, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

#I know lestat loved Claudia #But just now I was struck by the thought of bo burnham singing #“I wanna have a daughter so I finally have someone around the house who's hands are small enough to reach inside a Pringle can”#and that just...idk it felt appropriate for them?#does anyone hear me? does anyone understand what I'm saying with this?#iwtv #unholy family

lexdelioncourt

Listen, I'm gonna need some Marius casting ASAP because whenever I'm reading and he's described as having long white blonde hair or whatever I just keep picturing Baron Afanas from "What We Do In The Shadows" and I can't keep doing this

#OH MY GOD SAME!#iwtv

cruelfeast

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

#we are all holding hands and chanting

bogboy-armand

Young Daniel: i could be on my knees in a second

Old Daniel: I could be on my knees in a minute *old man noises*

#take your time peepaw I can wait (:#iwtv #daniel molloy

celluzu

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

#has someone put this as a text bubble under lestat or do I need to tag in?

s33th1ngg-deactivated20260125

having blood on the face will make anyone hot

#science

vamplire

y’all might not know this about me but i am a big fan of vampires

#I have always been quite subtle about it but the signs were there #if you look close enough

video-nastier

Lube (Louis Cube)

@pleaseinsertwittyurl your wish is my command

pleaseinsertwittyurl

this is what I'm waking up to from now on

#I had very bad glue so the edges got messy but I do not care bc I now have Lube x Lube on my bedside table #gonna make them kiss every night and tell them good morning when I wake #I was cackling like a villain the entire process of cutting them out and assembling them #this is my new favorite day #loustat cubes!!!#Lubes!!#iwtv

video-nastier

Lube (Louis Cube)

@pleaseinsertwittyurl your wish is my command

#THIS IS WHY THE TUMBLR CAN NEVER DIE!!!#thank you so much for indulging the whims of the unwell 🙏 you are an angel on earth. A shaft of brilliant light in my padded cell #making a lube shrine this very evening!!!#never kill yourself #there are wonderful people who will make cubes out of your blorbos #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac

proffbon

Lestat: Sigh Why won't Louis let me watch him feed? 😔

Lestat when he sees Louis feed:

Ouuuugh gonna jump into this woman's mind real quick so I can feel what Louis feels as he drinks her aaahhh mmm I wish it was my blood inside of Louis right now 😳😩🥵

#let him be horny for his husband!#loustat

wellwaterhysteria

thinking hard about the Married Vampires Show that louis and armand are staging (trying to stage) every day in dubai. hard for me to stop thinking about it. this is where the laughter will go (daniel does not laugh). this is where we will charm the audience (Daniel is not charmed). okay PLACES EVERYONE. the role of rashid will now be played by rashid. ENTER ARMAND, STAGE RIGHT. the production is falling apart! louis you’re changing your lines. Cut. take five. we're editing the script. i mean it's all so controlled but it's also. wildly out of control. armand you are world's most beautiful complex awful depressing embarrassing and scary puppeteer who is also weirdly not good at his job (keeping romantic hold of a man who is terrified to be alone with himself). this is armand: I've Convinced My Favourite Marionette That He and I Are In A Relationship of Equal Standing, Because He Tells Me What To Do In Bed Sometimes. okay quiet on set everyone. louis please remember that you're happy to be here. and ACTION.

#iwtv #this is perfect #they were so ridiculous with it