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cherry valley forever
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we're not kids anymore.
Love Begins
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@pleasejustgivemeaname
Harry after he won the war and died only to find out he became the Master of Death and he’s being sent him back in time to when Voldemort was in school cause apparently their soulmates:
Harry when Voldemort Tom is a relentless, charming flirt who is very much sane and is intent on seducing him to his side and won’t stop until he’s fully his:
second chances can only get you so far
Villain turned Caretaker:
When a magical Hero gets kidnapped by an unknown Villain they instantly and easily get use to living conditions in captivity.
No food? Fair enough, once a three days is fine. Cold and no blanket or mattress? Okay, it's better for the back anyway. Blindfolded/tied up? Understandable, Villain can't trust a person they just met after all, can they?
(V:) "Oh, don't you like the way I hosted you, poor thing? Wanna cry for your friends to come get you?"
(H:) "Oh no, that's okay, really. It's not that different from my usual trainings"
(V:) "What."
Hero shrugs.
(V:) "You know, it's not fun when you're not complaining. Is that how your Leader treats their precious secret weapon?"
(H:) "Can a monster like me really expect anything better?"
(V:) "........"
(V:) "That's fucking it. I'm keeping you"
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Steve: Isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you a debt" or something like that?
Eddie: Nope! Other way around. You saved my life, now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, kill me yourself.
Steve: ...
Eddie: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.
Jester's Bedroom, Temple to the Traveller
My piece for Beyond The Divine Gate :D
I might leave it at this until a little further into the year. Here’s 6 so far though
please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley
like
-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]
-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o
-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER
- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.
-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.
-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.
-eating an entire pizza in one bite.
the icons!!
stardew valley!!! hollow knight!!!! hades!!!!!
fanfic?!?!?!?
Stardew Valley, void chickens
…he’s always been there
In light of the current situation, let me tell you about some lighthearted news from Germany.
This guy is Christian Drosten. He’s a virologist and when German media wants an expert’s opinion on the coronavirus, they usually ask him. He also has a podcast where he gives a daily update about the pandemic.
And people absolutely love him. He has a fanpage on Instagram.
People stan him on Twitter.
Women like men who:
listen
can cook
don’t have a problem with eye contact
are called Christian
are athletic
have a PhD
are well dressed
have clean finger nails
last name Drosten
virologist
Christian Drosten
You little cutiepie
Can someone tell me Christian Drosten’s birthday, I’d like to know how comptaible our zodiac signs are.
They even started making memes
Tl;dr: Germany is collectively stanning a virologist.
If im not mistaken he also developed the Corona test that is now used globally, which is very sexy
Liebe deine Sprache (x)
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Bag Bin
Please put used protective recycled polyethylene pull-over bags for the rear window wiper here!
Thanks!
Aber was ist mit den Frontscheibenwischerrecyclingpolyethylenschutzüberziehtüten?
Die kommen natürlich in den Frontscheibenwischerrecyclingpolyethylenschutzüberziehtütentütenkübel.
A compilation of some of my Witcher/Disney crossover art!
Ever hear the call of a Bald Eagle? While some may say this particular call doesn’t fit the Bald Eagle’s majestic and fierce demeanor, we’d have to disagree. The beauty of these animals in their entirety is simply remarkable! Video by © @keedre
@pleasejustgivemeaname
Hahaha good heavens 😆
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
How do you know a soprano is at your door?
She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in
I just witnessed a murder
things heating up in the choir fandom
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows, because they keep trying to steal the fucking spotlight
you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful
Good advice
